Write a Funny Goat Caption

Apr 6, 2019 By srisub
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What is the goat saying to the man? The 3 funniest answers will be declared winners. Be creative!

 

This contest has been around for a while. The top three winners are --

 

xman : "Come on bill can we goat a little faster I need to meet my family for dinner"

Vksir: "Can you ram up the speed my goaty is barely flying"

shuastoes: "Why Cant I have a helmet?"

 

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elijahbr December 15, 2020 - 8:39am
i need to go home
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LilyGran December 10, 2019 - 6:33pm
Good job winners!
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yosmar0727 November 12, 2019 - 9:37am
lets goat outa here
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sammy138 November 11, 2019 - 4:58pm
Goating to work!
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HankS November 11, 2019 - 11:18am
Come on let’s go it’s been 10 years
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xman October 24, 2019 - 8:38am
Come on bill can we goat a little faster I need to meet my family for dinner
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yosmar0727 November 12, 2019 - 9:39am
lol
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Ivy_June_Lockwood October 21, 2019 - 2:01am
Here we goat
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fevey September 30, 2019 - 8:11am

Hey how you doing lil mama lem me whisper in your ear

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shuastoes September 25, 2019 - 2:01pm

Why Cant I have a helmet?

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hgeck September 20, 2019 - 7:29am

 Great ride man!

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cool kid September 14, 2019 - 9:01am

You know, just because you gave me a ride... doesn't mean we're friends.

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LilyGran September 11, 2019 - 6:31pm

Goat: are we there yet?

Man: ...

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Vksir August 5, 2019 - 9:08am

Hey you are not going nearly as fast as my grams.

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Vksir August 4, 2019 - 11:14am

Can you ram up the speed my goaty is barely flying

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LilyGran August 3, 2019 - 2:40pm

Goat: "Oh, yeah. This is the dude life!

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Vicky July 21, 2019 - 2:32pm

Goat: Could you drive any slower?

Man: *Drives slower*

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mistyspencer July 11, 2019 - 12:42pm

Harry: I can't feel my hands anymore, Lloyd. T-th-they're numb! Lloyd: Here, maybe you should wear these extra gloves... my hands are getting kinda sweaty! Harry: Extra gloves? You've had...this pair...of extra gloves...this whole time?!?! Lloyd: Yeah! We're in the Rockies!

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MangoLemon June 3, 2019 - 7:30am

hey thanks for giving me a lift i had a date :) 

 

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kungfu May 26, 2019 - 7:54pm

I'm gonna take my goat to the old town road.

 

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coreyhambrick April 27, 2019 - 12:55pm

"Take me home, country roads, to the place I belong!!!!

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Erikw April 9, 2019 - 5:14pm

Sir, turn right onto Goat Road, and you'll find that awesome restaurant that serves roasted lamb!