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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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lydiaf May 28, 2011 - 7:39am

That makes no sense!

Arjun May 26, 2011 - 9:08pm

No.

Writerstime October 11, 2011 - 6:41pm

Hilarious!

lydiaf May 22, 2011 - 10:13am

A little girl asks her mother a question. "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?" The mother says, "Because when you were a baby, a beautiful daisy fell on your head." Then another little girl asked her mother a question. "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?" "Because when you were born, a beautiful rose fell on your head." Then another little girl asked her mother a question. "Hyper scj jhfj ogjkfnhjg?" "I can't understand you Brick."

Matthew14 July 14, 2011 - 6:01pm

My brother is laughing hysterically.

sierrar May 22, 2011 - 5:46pm

Oh that's funny but wrong in many many ways but i can't stop laughing. Good one.

lydiaf May 25, 2011 - 3:12pm

Thanks!

lydiaf May 21, 2011 - 3:44pm

How can you tell when someone is a vampire? When they like blood instead of doughnuts!

Ryan_3 May 20, 2011 - 9:47am

Say Ketchup and Liquor after everything I say. What did you eat for breakfast (Ketchup and Liquor) What did you buy at the store (Ketchup and Liquor) Now, what are you going to do if you see an very old lady (Ketchup and Liquor) ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get it, Catch up and Lick Her!!! LOL

lydiaf May 21, 2011 - 3:41pm

That is the funniest joke ever!!!!:)

Ryan_3 May 23, 2011 - 4:09pm

thanks

Ryan_3 May 20, 2011 - 6:37am

Once there was a Chinese guy, a Mexican dude and an African American guy. They were having a race around the world on camels. The Chinese guy got around in 5 days. The African American dude got around in 5 hours and the Mexican guy got around in 1 second. The Chinese guy asked the Mexican guy how he got around the world so fast. The Mexican dude answered "Me Go Up Camel's Butt, Camel Go BOOM, Me Go ZOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:38pm

I bet the camel stunk

sierrar May 25, 2011 - 3:52am

Funny but I've heard it before good one.

lydiaf May 24, 2011 - 6:16pm

I have heard that joke like, forever!

lydiaf May 25, 2011 - 3:15pm

Hahaha!

Ryan_3 May 20, 2011 - 9:42am

Who you talking to?

Ryan_3 May 19, 2011 - 5:06pm

God came down to earth and gave 3 men each a single wish. The first man wished to fly so he instantly grew wings. The second man wanted to be able to run at the speed of light so he got the super run power. The third man was in a forest and he tripped over a tree stump and yelled "Crap!" and then turned into a mound of crap. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan_3 May 20, 2011 - 6:42am

(Crap is dog poop)

Kiwi_BJ May 10, 2011 - 3:43pm

What is May Day? It means you're flying a plane and you are about to crash!

Ryan_3 May 20, 2011 - 6:41am

No it means your flying a plane and you're about to crash ON the 1st day of May. LOL

Armaan May 3, 2011 - 10:46pm

Why is LeBron legally blind? Because all he can see is the rim. Why is LeBron famous? Because he got POSTERIZED!

sierrar May 27, 2011 - 4:20am

Great joke ArmaanIt's really funny.

lydiaf May 25, 2011 - 3:16pm

Hhehehe..

vu12 September 7, 2011 - 10:34pm

oh yeahhhhh u told me that one before... xD

damonc May 28, 2011 - 12:15pm

nice, i love it

sierrar May 25, 2011 - 3:54am

I Love it super funny, really creative I wouldn't ever have come up such a funny joke.

lydiaf May 24, 2011 - 6:18pm

That is so funny!

Matthew14 March 26, 2011 - 3:03pm

That really funny!

dyland March 23, 2011 - 10:18am

what do you call a tongue on a pole. a frozen tongue!!!!!

Kiwi_BJ March 22, 2011 - 10:04pm

Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of antY-bodies!

zlin March 22, 2011 - 10:37am

why does a vampire have long teeth? Because he doesn't want to be kissed by anyone

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:48pm

nice one!

Armaan March 16, 2011 - 10:00pm

What did square root of negative four say to pi? Get rational. What did pi say to square root of negative four? Get real. In honor of pi day- March 14 (3.14)

Armaan March 16, 2011 - 9:59pm

What did the rim say to LeBron? Stop hitting me. What did LeBron say to the net? Even when you are here, I still miss you.

Armaan March 16, 2011 - 9:59pm

There are only two results in life: losing and thinking you have won. I didn't know where else to put this.

Armaan March 16, 2011 - 9:58pm

Mama bear and Papa bear got a divorce. They asked the baby who he wanted to stay with, and he said, "Neither, cause they beat me." "Where do you want to go?" "Chicago, because neither the Bears nor Cubs beat anyone."

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:45pm

haha

Armaan March 16, 2011 - 9:58pm

Stupid people make mistakes. Normal people learn from their mistakes. Smart people learn from the mistakes of others. Brilliant people don't make mistakes.

lydiaf May 25, 2011 - 3:14pm

I am so brilliant! Hahaha!

Armaan March 16, 2011 - 9:58pm

Why was the apple embarrassed? Because he saw the salad dressing.

lydiaf May 25, 2011 - 3:13pm

I don't get it.

lydiaf May 25, 2011 - 3:12pm

I don't get it.

Armaan March 15, 2011 - 8:03pm

What did square root of negative four say to pi? Get rational. What did pi say to square root of negative four? Get real. In honor of pi day.

Armaan March 15, 2011 - 8:03pm

What did the rim say to LeBron? Stop hitting me. What did LeBron say to the net? Even when you are here, I still miss you. Epic.

Armaan March 15, 2011 - 8:06pm

Why was ten unemployed? Because seven eight nine first.

Armaan March 15, 2011 - 8:05pm

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is greater than six. Just look at the obvious!

Armaan March 15, 2011 - 8:03pm

Boring. Heard it way too many times.

Kiwi_BJ March 8, 2011 - 6:33pm

What is your spine afraid of? Count Backula!

Arjun March 7, 2011 - 5:55pm

It takes 17 muscles to smile and 4 muscles to punch someone in the face. Why waste all that effort to smile when you can punch someone in the face?

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