U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

 

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Scarlet10 July 29, 2021 - 8:52am
Here's a riddle: what grows in the winter dies in the summer and it's roots are on top of it. An icecicle
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SophiaJ July 5, 2021 - 9:00pm
#1 Knock knock: Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe stop asking me questions? (Can you) #2 Knock knock: Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce know when you stop asking questions. (let us)
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SophiaJ July 5, 2021 - 8:57pm
WARNING: YOU HAVE PROBABLY HEARD THIS BEFORE: Q: Why is 9 afraid of 7? A: Because 7,8,9 (seven ate nine)
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SophiaJ July 5, 2021 - 8:55pm
THIS IS A RIDDLE: Q: If it takes 10 people 24 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 10 people to dig half a hole? A: 24 hours. There's no such thing as half a hole. No definite definition of "a hole".
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cadenceneel May 10, 2021 - 11:03am
if you have 13 apples in one hand 10 in the other what do you have ? Big Hands
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cadenceneel May 10, 2021 - 11:00am
What do pre - teen ducks hate ? Voice quacks
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makaylapotter April 14, 2021 - 11:05am
How do you put a grifafe in a fridge?
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katelynnroatch April 14, 2021 - 11:04am
how do you put a griffa in a sink?
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ethannelson May 11, 2021 - 10:50am
you put the giraffe in the sink
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doggos57 March 22, 2021 - 2:26pm
why cant an orphan play baseball.............................cuz he cant find where home is
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201237 March 17, 2021 - 1:48pm
Why Did The Gym Close Out It Didn't WorkOut
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09djones March 22, 2021 - 2:22pm
nice joke
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Jon347 March 2, 2021 - 1:38pm
In honor of a show
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201237 March 17, 2021 - 1:45pm
Hello
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Jon347 March 2, 2021 - 1:38pm
knock knock whos there tank tank who your welcome
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mackinstudent February 18, 2021 - 3:34pm
Why does the boy want his teacher to check his math homework? Because then he gets a lot of checks! Why does the student likes summer? Because then he gets hot! Get it? How do you make a snowman? Put some snow on your dad!
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the semicolon. February 18, 2021 - 7:58am
what ball lives in a basket? a basketball.
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the semicolon. February 16, 2021 - 7:19am
how do you make fruit punch? give it boxing lessons.
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tatumcourter January 8, 2021 - 10:43am
reply to this and then tell me a joke
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the semicolon. February 18, 2021 - 7:50am
Knock knock who's there? colon. colon who? WHY DID U CUT ME IN HALF NOW I'M A SEMICOLON!
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HighLordBigDog13 January 23, 2021 - 11:36am
Knock knock...
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tatumcourter January 8, 2021 - 10:39am
knock knock who's there who, who who go away i dont want an owl in my house
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makaylapotter April 14, 2021 - 11:00am
good one there!
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derickdevorss February 2, 2021 - 11:02am
good one
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tatumcourter January 6, 2021 - 10:31am
This it a riddle not a joke ;/ Davises mom had three sons penny nickle and..... who is the 3rd son?
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44HalliaSWEETPIE March 22, 2021 - 7:51pm
My mom thought it was great!
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mackinstudent February 23, 2021 - 6:23am
dime
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mackinstudent February 18, 2021 - 3:35pm
Is it a dime?
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GATeacher33 January 12, 2021 - 8:51am
Davis!
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tatumcourter February 2, 2021 - 8:53am
yep good job
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smalltiger January 10, 2021 - 6:21pm
Davise. SO EASY!
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Dovesong1 January 8, 2021 - 12:10pm
Quarter?
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tatumcourter February 2, 2021 - 8:53am
nope its Davies!!!!
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tatumcourter January 6, 2021 - 10:26am
Knock Knock... Whos there... Tatum... Tatum Who... What oh i forgot the joke sorry ;\
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katelynnroatch February 2, 2021 - 8:58am
oh my gosh Tatum
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wyatt hackathorn January 6, 2021 - 10:23am
Q.Why did the chicken cross the road A. to get to the dummies house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.
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makaylapotter December 10, 2020 - 10:55am
Q:Where do you find a snowman ice skating at? A:On the icesnow!
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tatumcourter January 6, 2021 - 10:24am
hahah good one
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AlexRapley December 8, 2020 - 8:43am
Why did the cow cross the road to get to the utter side
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ValerieLaraGaray December 7, 2020 - 10:31am
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate? A. a pork chop.
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ValerieLaraGaray December 7, 2020 - 10:28am
Q. What is the best thing about the Switzerland flag? A. I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
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makaylapotter December 7, 2020 - 10:24am
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snowbank.
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GREY_HAWK731 November 30, 2020 - 11:05am
what did a man say when he walked into a bar? OUCH!
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emmagoodloe November 24, 2020 - 11:06am
why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side
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cadenceneel November 24, 2020 - 9:05am
to get stuck in a crack
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derickdevorss November 24, 2020 - 9:05am
briar are you going to add a joke in
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tatumcourter January 6, 2021 - 10:25am
wow great joke
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cadenceneel November 24, 2020 - 9:04am
why did the toilot cross the road
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briarbowden November 24, 2020 - 9:03am
why didn't the skeloton cross the road; he didn't have the guts to
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chloeotwell November 24, 2020 - 9:00am
Q. what did the ocean say to the sand A. nothing it just waved!

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