U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!



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markiestwhite2008 April 7, 2020 - 7:43am
knock knock whos there jimmie.jimmie (who) jimmie back my money
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Flower March 22, 2020 - 12:54pm
Why did the possum cross the road. Answer to visit his flat mate
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SophiaJ March 18, 2020 - 11:43am
Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Cow! Interrupting cow wh(who)……………moo!
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wdepue March 17, 2020 - 10:05am
Lion King jokes... (1) There was a guy who wanted to sing a song from the lion king... then he realized he was just a Whim Away... (2) Simba was walking too slow so Rafiki told him to Mufasa
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smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:54am
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wdepue March 17, 2020 - 9:59am
There was a sick guy who was going to die... He was laying on his deathbed and he smelled his favorite cookies. He used the last of his energy to haul himself down the stairs. He finally got to the kitchen and picked up a cookie. Then his wife slapped his hand and said that the cookies were for the funeral! (This works better when u say it)
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smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:53am
Huh? I don't get it.
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EstherL249 July 21, 2020 - 1:23pm
Basically this dude was going to die, and his wife had to prepare funeral food, right? So, she made cookies. He likes the cookies she made. He went down and tried to eat one before he died. She said it was for the funeral
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smalltiger July 30, 2020 - 9:08pm
Ohh! I get it
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SophiaJ March 15, 2020 - 8:34am
Q. One knight, a king and a queen went for a walk. The king and queen died. Who survived? A. The knight! This joke works better if you say it.
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Christina princess May 4, 2020 - 10:02pm
I got it too
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SophiaJ March 19, 2020 - 11:37am
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CatsRule2009 May 18, 2020 - 7:43am
haha i love that joke. when i heard it for the first time( about 2 years ago) it stumped me. but now I get it. lol
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smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:52am
I got it!
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highly_intelligent March 20, 2020 - 6:42pm
ooo yea...
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Labs Rule March 13, 2020 - 4:57pm
Q: A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar. He asks for 5 beers. How many fingers does he hold up? A: Two (The Roman numeral for 5 is V)
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SophiaJ March 5, 2020 - 6:11pm
Q. What is black when it is clean but white when it is dirty? A. A blackboard!
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Vicky February 24, 2020 - 11:03pm
Joe: Hey Billy I invented a new word! Billy: What is it Joe? Joe: Plagiarism!! Me: XD
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smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:55am
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Maximum Destruction- February 24, 2020 - 8:52am
q: why do we tell actors to break a leg A: because every play has a cast
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smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:56am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So funny!
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smalltiger February 18, 2020 - 6:36am
Math Jokes: Q: Why does a milking stool only have three legs? A: Because the cow's got the under one. Q: What is the mathematical word to describe a disappearing parrot? A: polly-gone. Q: Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? A: If it was it would be a foot. Q: I haven't seen my son in three years. A: you'll never recognize him, he's grown another foot.
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smalltiger February 25, 2020 - 5:45am
Sorry guys I have forgotten a math joke here it is: this angle is 100 degrees so don’t touch it!
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possum.king February 10, 2020 - 6:42am
Nothing is im-possum-ble!
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birb is the word February 10, 2020 - 6:40am
Q. what do you call a guitar with no strings? broken.
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Save the turtles February 10, 2020 - 6:39am
How do you get Lady GaGa mad? Poker face.!!!!
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LilyGran February 19, 2020 - 11:49am
Poke her face!!
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LilyGran February 19, 2020 - 11:49am
Oh! I get it now!
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smalltiger February 4, 2020 - 11:32pm
What do burglars steal? Burgers ?
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LilyGran January 17, 2020 - 6:49pm
Q. Which of the planets likes music? A. Nep-tune.
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Doge_123_Weird March 20, 2020 - 2:24pm
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smalltiger January 19, 2020 - 8:34pm
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SophiaJ March 15, 2020 - 8:35am
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SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:46pm
Q. Which person only works ONE day a year? A. Santa Claus ??!
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HighLordBigDog13 March 26, 2020 - 5:34am
Lucky him. Great joke :D
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SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:44pm
Q. What climbs higher when it gets hotter? A. A thermometer ?!
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SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:41pm
Q. Which person peeks at someone else’s test even if this some one knows the answer? A. A teacher!
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SophiaJ January 15, 2020 - 9:50am
Q. What do you get when you cross a SNOWMAN ☃️ with a VAMPIRE ?‍♀️? A. Frostbite ?!
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smalltiger January 9, 2020 - 10:59pm
Q: Which horse is active at night? A: A nightmare!
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SophiaJ January 8, 2020 - 7:48pm
Q. Who spends the most time on the computer ?? A. A spider, so it can make a WEBSITE!
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smalltiger January 15, 2020 - 2:58am
So funny!!!!
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SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:52pm
Thanks smalltiger!
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smalltiger February 13, 2020 - 4:58am
You’re welcome
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LilyGran December 13, 2019 - 6:29pm
I mean, my favorite SPOT on Youngzine.
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LilyGran December 21, 2019 - 6:32pm
Holiday joke: Q. What do you call a sugar cookie without icing? A. Naked.
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HankS19 December 13, 2019 - 11:04am
Q why did the chicken turn around on the crosswalk. A he saw chick filea
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AppleAmrit November 27, 2019 - 3:58pm
Q.who is a person that got defeated in a battle that toke 1 hour to take down a opponent by a ninga. A. Another master Ninga right
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AppleAmrit November 27, 2019 - 4:03pm
Why cant the sun move because its back would be hurt because he would be hot like we would DIE
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smalltiger August 6, 2020 - 5:48am
Huh? Sorry I don't get it。
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AppleAmrit November 25, 2019 - 3:51pm
Q.what can you turn on but wont turn off automatically A.A light