There was a boy who wanted a pet who could talk, so he bought a parrot. When he talked to it it didn’t talk back. So he went back to the pet store and asked the owner why his parrot wasn’t talking. The owner said to get it a ladder, so it could climb up it and talk. So the boy bought a ladder and the parrot climbed up it but didn’t talk. So the boy went back to the pet store and told the owner that the parrot wouldn’t talk. The owner said to buy a swing so the parrot could climb the ladder, swing on the swing and then talk. So the boy bought the swing and the parrot climbed the ladder and swung on the swing, but didn’t talk. So the boy went back to the pet store and told the owner that the parrot still wouldn’t talk. The owner told him to buy a bell so the parrot would climb the ladder, swing on the swing, ring the bell and then talk. The boy bought the bell and went home and the owner didn’t hear from him for weeks. Then one day the boy came in and told him that his parrot had died. The owner told him he was sorry to hear that and asked him if the parrot ever said anything. The boy said yes, that it said, “You bought all this stuff for me but you didn’t buy me any food.” right before it died.

-What's up but is always sad? The sky. It's blue. -What did the sailor say when they sailed into a cave with glowing icicles? Thar she GLOWS! 😂 -What did the footwear say when it was practicing counting? One, SHOE, three! -What did the clothing say when they got ahead of everyone in a race? So long, SOCKAS!

What did the police man say to his tummy? Don't move you're under a vest.

What runs but doesn't walk? What has a bed, but never sleeps? (Both questions have one answer)

Q: What do you call a monkey when you take its bananas? A: Furious George. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they take too long to iron. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer. Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the Baa-hamas.

You guys are so good at jokes ?

(Minecraft joke) how much TNT does it take to break bedrock? none! that's what creative mode is for!

why did 7 eat 9? because 7 new to eat 3 square meals a day! Explanation: 3 squared=9 and you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.

why does lightning from a storm always hit its target? Stormtroopers never do!

why did the chicken cross the road? why? I don't know. That's why I asked you.