U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

 

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Dovesong1 September 11, 2020 - 11:33am
There was a boy who wanted a pet who could talk, so he bought a parrot. When he talked to it it didn’t talk back. So he went back to the pet store and asked the owner why his parrot wasn’t talking. The owner said to get it a ladder, so it could climb up it and talk. So the boy bought a ladder and the parrot climbed up it but didn’t talk. So the boy went back to the pet store and told the owner that the parrot wouldn’t talk. The owner said to buy a swing so the parrot could climb the ladder, swing on the swing and then talk. So the boy bought the swing and the parrot climbed the ladder and swung on the swing, but didn’t talk. So the boy went back to the pet store and told the owner that the parrot still wouldn’t talk. The owner told him to buy a bell so the parrot would climb the ladder, swing on the swing, ring the bell and then talk. The boy bought the bell and went home and the owner didn’t hear from him for weeks. Then one day the boy came in and told him that his parrot had died. The owner told him he was sorry to hear that and asked him if the parrot ever said anything. The boy said yes, that it said, “You bought all this stuff for me but you didn’t buy me any food.” right before it died.
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Vicky September 11, 2020 - 10:41pm
Wait I don't get it? How is bells, swings, and ladders going to make someone talk. Also why didn't the parrot talk until right before he died? I don't get the joke either, it's because the owner didn't buy him food right?
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LilNachoPup September 6, 2020 - 5:00pm
-What's up but is always sad? The sky. It's blue. -What did the sailor say when they sailed into a cave with glowing icicles? Thar she GLOWS! 😂 -What did the footwear say when it was practicing counting? One, SHOE, three! -What did the clothing say when they got ahead of everyone in a race? So long, SOCKAS!
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OscarSKYQ September 5, 2020 - 8:26pm
What does astronauts drink in the morning? Answer: gravi-tea
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GREY_HAWK731 October 1, 2020 - 8:50am
That sounds yummy
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GREY_HAWK731 October 1, 2020 - 8:30am
HAHAHA
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LilNachoPup September 10, 2020 - 2:10pm
haha! good one!
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Greenbean September 4, 2020 - 1:50pm
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park. They woke him up
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GREY_HAWK731 October 1, 2020 - 9:38am
HAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS! =)
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GREY_HAWK731 October 1, 2020 - 8:31am
THEY FINNALLY WOKE HIM UP?!!!! WOW
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smalltiger August 21, 2020 - 3:40am
What did the police man say to his tummy? Don't move you're under a vest.
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smalltiger September 30, 2020 - 3:06am
Get it? A VEST and ARREST. This joke works better when you say it out loud
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GREY_HAWK731 October 1, 2020 - 12:10pm
What kind of vest?
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smalltiger October 27, 2020 - 5:59am
Any kind of a vest!
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Vicky June 5, 2020 - 3:59pm
What runs but doesn't walk? What has a bed, but never sleeps? (Both questions have one answer)
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Dovesong1 September 11, 2020 - 11:04am
The answer is a river. A river runs but doesn’t walk and there’s a river bed, like the bottom of the river.
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LilyGran August 22, 2020 - 6:19am
The second one is vegetables. I know they have the same answer but just saying what the answer could be.
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Vicky August 30, 2020 - 9:35pm
I mean I guess a vegetable garden would work for both questions
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LilyGran August 22, 2020 - 6:18am
The first one could be a nose.
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smalltiger August 6, 2020 - 5:44am
I don't know!!!
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Vicky August 7, 2020 - 10:58am
a river, get it? :)
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smalltiger August 15, 2020 - 8:42am
Oh, I get it now!
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Awesome_Girl May 22, 2020 - 7:52pm
Q: What do you call a monkey when you take its bananas? A: Furious George. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they take too long to iron. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer. Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the Baa-hamas.
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Cool.Music.Person April 27, 2020 - 11:59am
I have a joke, What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork Chop!
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Christina princess May 4, 2020 - 10:01pm
Hahaha
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zlout April 20, 2020 - 12:28pm
meow
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Christina princess April 18, 2020 - 1:55am
You guys are so good at jokes ?
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CatsRule2009 April 29, 2020 - 7:19am
thanks
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CatsRule2009 April 28, 2020 - 8:56am
yeah thanks!
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smalltiger April 26, 2020 - 6:51am
Thanks!
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Wishmouse85-cat April 17, 2020 - 8:37am
(Minecraft joke) how much TNT does it take to break bedrock? none! that's what creative mode is for!
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CatsRule2009 May 18, 2020 - 7:38am
lol
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Wishmouse85-cat April 17, 2020 - 8:34am
why did 7 eat 9? because 7 new to eat 3 square meals a day! Explanation: 3 squared=9 and you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.
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wyatt hackathorn November 23, 2020 - 11:08am
Good one LOL.
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CatsRule2009 April 28, 2020 - 8:56am
Haha LOL
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smalltiger April 26, 2020 - 6:51am
Oh! I get it!
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Wishmouse85-cat April 17, 2020 - 8:19am
why does lightning from a storm always hit its target? Stormtroopers never do!
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chloeotwell February 8, 2021 - 11:19am
not to be negitative nancy or anything but i dont get it
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Wishmouse85-cat April 17, 2020 - 8:18am
why did the chicken cross the road? why? I don't know. That's why I asked you.
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CatsRule2009 April 17, 2020 - 8:11am
Ok here are some better jokes: Q.) What do you call a pig that does Karate? A.) A pork chop Q.) What d you call a fish without eye's? A.) Fsh (it works better when you say it) Q.) Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A.) In case he got a 'hole in one' Q.) Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? A.) It's pointless
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iread123456789 July 8, 2020 - 12:18pm
Cool.Music.Person. did Pork Chop already.
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CatsRule2009 April 16, 2020 - 8:51am
Q.)What is in the middle of middle and end of end? A.)the letter D! Q.)What starts with T ends with T and is full of T? A.)A teapot! (this joke works better when you say it)
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CatsRule2009 April 17, 2020 - 8:13am
I forgot this one: Q.) Why did the bicycle collapse? A.) It was 'two tired'!
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CatsRule2009 April 17, 2020 - 7:21am
I'm not the best at jokes.
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Christina princess April 18, 2020 - 1:53am
I love ❤️ them they are so funny ?
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HighLordBigDog13 April 14, 2020 - 6:23am
Q: How many sheep does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, two, three...four....five....ZZZZ *snores*
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markiestwhite2008 April 7, 2020 - 7:43am
knock knock whos there jimmie.jimmie (who) jimmie back my money
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Flower March 22, 2020 - 12:54pm
Why did the possum cross the road. Answer to visit his flat mate
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SophiaJ March 18, 2020 - 11:43am
Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Cow! Interrupting cow wh(who)……………moo!
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wdepue March 17, 2020 - 10:05am
Lion King jokes... (1) There was a guy who wanted to sing a song from the lion king... then he realized he was just a Whim Away... (2) Simba was walking too slow so Rafiki told him to Mufasa

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