U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

 
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emmagoodloe November 24, 2020 - 11:06am
why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side
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cadenceneel November 24, 2020 - 9:05am
to get stuck in a crack
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derickdevorss November 24, 2020 - 9:05am
briar are you going to add a joke in
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tatumcourter January 6, 2021 - 10:25am
wow great joke
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cadenceneel November 24, 2020 - 9:04am
why did the toilot cross the road
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briarbowden November 24, 2020 - 9:03am
why didn't the skeloton cross the road; he didn't have the guts to
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chloeotwell November 24, 2020 - 9:00am
Q. what did the ocean say to the sand A. nothing it just waved!
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chloeotwell November 24, 2020 - 8:58am
when i was younger i would look up jokes and write them down
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chloeotwell November 24, 2020 - 8:55am
Q.what is a mummy's favorite type of music A. wrap
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emmagoodloe November 24, 2020 - 8:51am
why did the asturnote pull down his pants? Too see a full moon
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laylaZaMoRa November 24, 2020 - 8:51am
/yall have probably saw this before so dont get mad at me cus iDk/ what word starts with t ends with t and has LoTs of t a. tEaPoT big brainnnnnnnn
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chloeotwell February 2, 2021 - 9:00am
same
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tatumcourter January 6, 2021 - 10:28am
is it bad that i have never heard that one before
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emmagoodloe November 24, 2020 - 8:49am
did you hear about the kidnapping in the park
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chloeotwell November 23, 2020 - 11:13am
what is the only word in the dictinary spelled incorrectly
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Jaden March 31, 2021 - 5:41pm
incorrectly or wrong
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chloeotwell November 23, 2020 - 11:10am
A student said this food taste funny so the lunch lady said then why aren't you laughing.
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derickdevorss November 23, 2020 - 11:09am
what did lary say after the joke that was halaryious
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wyatt hackathorn November 23, 2020 - 11:06am
If you have five bottles in one hand and six in the other what do you have. A drinking problem
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derickdevorss November 24, 2020 - 11:04am
not very funny
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laylaZaMoRa November 24, 2020 - 8:55am
whys that the funniest thing ive ever seen xD
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chloeotwell November 23, 2020 - 10:58am
A farmer had 50 dogs and 48 cats, how many didn't (you have to say it to understand)
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HighLordBigDog13 March 15, 2021 - 5:00am
2?
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smalltiger January 10, 2021 - 6:24pm
I still don't understand.
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wyatt hackathorn January 6, 2021 - 10:20am
10
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chloeotwell November 23, 2020 - 10:55am
Q. what school do you have to drop out to graduate A. parashute school
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katelynnroatch November 23, 2020 - 9:06am
what did the sceloton say when he got on his motorcycle
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chandlerheilmann November 23, 2020 - 8:34am
knock knock.Who's there?boo.boo who?don't cry its just a joke.
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SoAr_CrImSoN November 22, 2020 - 10:44am
The face you make when your failing a class and your teacher makes a bad joke and you laugh 🤣😂😅😆
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SoAr_CrImSoN November 22, 2020 - 10:42am
Q:What do you call a person that stands outside of a Samsung store? A: A guardian of the galaxy.
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Rin October 23, 2020 - 1:18pm
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it... .. .you still have Gravy.
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chloeotwell December 10, 2020 - 11:10am
i like that one
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Greenbean October 20, 2020 - 11:37am
knock knock whose there? little old lady. little old lady who? I didnt know. you could yoodle it sounds better if you read it out loud.
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Pokemal October 15, 2020 - 10:21am
[q]Why did the toilet paper cross the road [a] To get stuck in a crack
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Pokemal October 15, 2020 - 10:28am
30 cows 28 chickens how many did it
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smalltiger January 10, 2021 - 6:25pm
I don't get it
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chloeotwell December 10, 2020 - 11:10am
its how many didnt and 10
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derickdevorss November 23, 2020 - 10:58am
that is so funny
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kaleb October 19, 2020 - 12:47pm
very funny
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WICK October 14, 2020 - 6:59am
What was Davis' mom's favorite quote? "DAVIS!
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NashTN398 October 6, 2020 - 1:05pm
what device do you use to measure how angry your mom is. A ther-mom-iter
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chloeotwell November 23, 2020 - 8:43am
Yes
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laylaZaMoRa November 24, 2020 - 8:58am
no smh mUm
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GREY_HAWK731 October 9, 2020 - 8:29am
HAHAHA
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LilNachoPup October 13, 2020 - 8:06am
FUNNY!
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fnaf fan 24 October 2, 2020 - 6:14am
how do trees go online? they just log in!
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LilNachoPup October 22, 2020 - 7:23am
Do they have to get chopped down to do that?
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GREY_HAWK731 October 2, 2020 - 12:45pm
That is a really good joke!
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GREY_HAWK731 September 28, 2020 - 2:45pm
What do you call a football player crossed w/ a payphone? A WIDE RECEIVER!!!!!!
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LilNachoPup October 13, 2020 - 8:07am
I knew that one already, but it's still fun to hear again!!!! :)

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