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why does odel bekcham not have friends? I don't know ask him
What letter and what number spells dog?
K9
you guys are all crazy funny but crazy
What did the momy tomato say to the baby tomato you better ketchup hahahahahahahahahahahaha
want to hear my joke about the pizza. nah it's to cheesey
You guys should learn sign language it comes in handy.
What is mummies favorite type of music
rap
What do you call a jester that grinds lemons?
A zester.
Have you guys herd the robot joke? no good becase it is to screwy.
One day a magazine company sent a massage which wants to hire some workers .
HIRING 4 (for) WORKERS U WON'T FIND A BETTER PLACE THAN HERE !!!!!!!!
And soon there are lots and lots of worker ready for this job , but john who don't have a job walked past away , the the boss was confused , when he saw his muscles he stopped him and said , hey boy wanna a job?
john said ,:I don't want you kick out your old worker for me sir .
Boss: what do you mean?
John: your message said four workers , it is already more than four !
Have you guys herd the pizza joke no good because it's cheesy.
that is to funny
What does an opossum wear on Halloween?
it wears ocostum (a costume)
hi guys :)
What do you call a pig with no legs? ground pork
Why was the apple embarrassed? Because he saw the salad dressing.
why cant u tell a skeleton a secret?
because it goes through one ear and out the other
why was the car embarrased?
because he gassed!
A thristy dog is tied to a rope that is 10 feet long but the bowl is 20 feet away. How did the dog get to the bowl? the rope wasn't tied to anything.
what if one day we googled the Mandela effect and it said no results
Knock knock. who's there. docter. docter who. get it docter who
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it was not chicken. Why did the pig cross the road? It was getting boared. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To get all his animals back
What's brown and sticky?
... a stick!!!
One eye says to another, Between us something smells
Q. You are trapped in a metal box. You only have a table and a mirror. How do you get out of the box?
A. You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. You take the saw, you cut the table in half. A half and a half equals a whole, you climb out the hole.
my relatives always poke me and say, "you're next" so I decided to do the same thing to them at funerals
It's actually my relatives always poke me and say "you're next" at weddings ... and so on.
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where do cows go for entertainment
The moovies
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