U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

 

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Masonb4472's picture
Masonb4472 October 24, 2017 - 12:01pm

you guys are all crazy funny but crazy

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DonnaB187 October 24, 2017 - 11:59am

What did the momy tomato say to the baby tomato you better ketchup hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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snoopchu December 21, 2017 - 8:40am

 omg that's so funny!

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Masonb4472 October 24, 2017 - 11:58am

     want to hear my joke about the pizza. nah it's to cheesey

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xman November 8, 2017 - 8:23am

THAT'S MY JOKE!!!!!!!!!

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xman October 24, 2017 - 8:43am

You guys should learn sign language it comes in handy.

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Samanvitha December 22, 2017 - 1:17pm

I have to learn it in Spectum... But Spectrum is so BORING!

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molnewell1 October 11, 2017 - 7:34am

What is mummies favorite type of music

 

 

 

    rap

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Labs Rule October 8, 2017 - 2:34pm

What do you call a jester that grinds lemons?

A zester.

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xman October 5, 2017 - 8:23am

Have you guys herd the robot joke? no good becase it is to screwy.

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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 9:30pm

One day a magazine company sent a massage which wants to hire some workers .

HIRING 4 (for) WORKERS U WON'T FIND A BETTER PLACE THAN HERE !!!!!!!!

And soon there are lots and lots of worker ready for this job , but john who don't have a job walked past away , the the boss was confused , when he saw his muscles he stopped him and said , hey boy wanna a job?

john said ,:I don't want you kick out your old worker for me sir .

Boss: what do you mean? 

John: your message said four workers , it is already more than four ! 

 

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xman October 3, 2017 - 7:58am

Good joke Angelina.

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Angelina October 3, 2017 - 8:07pm

It's my first joke , thank you xman

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xman October 9, 2017 - 9:41am

Your welcome Angelina. I also just started to write jokes. I also do U chat if you want to talk.:)

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Angelina October 21, 2017 - 5:18am

Ok well I will see you in u chat

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xman October 2, 2017 - 10:09am

Have you guys herd the pizza joke no good because it's cheesy.

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marelynm October 2, 2017 - 6:32am

that is to funny

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vincente September 30, 2017 - 7:46am

What does an opossum wear on Halloween?

it wears ocostum (a costume)

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tylert September 26, 2017 - 6:37am

hi guys :)

 

Angelina's picture
Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:23am

Hi tylert

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xman September 22, 2017 - 8:07am

What do you call a pig with no legs? ground pork

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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:29am

Good one 

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aaliyahc September 27, 2017 - 6:34am

xman your so funny you should be in commdy nice joke 

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xman October 2, 2017 - 9:47am

Thank you Aliyahc

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xman September 21, 2017 - 9:39am

Why was the apple embarrassed? Because he saw the salad dressing.

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samanthag August 28, 2017 - 7:32am

why cant u tell a skeleton a secret?                                                                                                                                                                                                        

because it goes through one ear and out the other

 

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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 9:18pm

Well good one Sam , and it is funny because it is a fact

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Ezrap9 August 12, 2017 - 4:05pm

why was the car embarrased? 

because he gassed!

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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:20am

Well that makes me laugh out my tummy 

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BikeRider58 August 12, 2017 - 9:42am

A thristy dog is tied to a rope that is 10 feet long but the bowl is 20 feet away. How did the dog get to the bowl? the rope wasn't tied to anything.

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kungfu July 20, 2017 - 7:58pm

what if one day we googled the Mandela effect and it said no results

xman's picture
xman May 31, 2017 - 6:32pm

Knock knock. who's there. docter. docter who. get it docter who 

Angelina's picture
Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:26am

I got it docter

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bryliel August 28, 2017 - 7:25am

I get it lol it is so much fun I love it so much

Angelina's picture
Angelina July 18, 2017 - 4:30am

Good joke

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Erikw April 18, 2017 - 1:59pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it was not chicken. Why did the pig cross the road? It was getting boared. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To get all his animals back

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Dis_Be_Cata April 9, 2017 - 5:26am

What's brown and sticky?

... a stick!!!

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srinel478 April 16, 2017 - 7:18pm
lol
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Coffeekitty April 12, 2017 - 9:43am

☺☺☺

 

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Cool_Dude March 28, 2017 - 5:49pm

One eye says to another, Between us something smells

 

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Angel Hevenly March 23, 2017 - 11:16am

Q. You are trapped in a metal box. You only have a table and a mirror. How do you get out of the box?

A. You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. You take the saw, you cut the table in half. A half and a half equals a whole, you climb out the hole.

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Angelina July 18, 2017 - 6:31pm

Well that takes the sense

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The Ultimate Ta... March 1, 2017 - 6:25am

my relatives always poke me and say, "you're next" so I decided to do the same thing to them at funerals

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Aditya08 May 12, 2017 - 6:37pm

It's actually my relatives always poke me and say "you're next" at weddings ... and so on.

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kungfu April 28, 2017 - 8:42pm

hashtag relatable

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Jessica February 3, 2017 - 2:55pm

where do cows go for entertainment

The moovies 

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hawkeye January 30, 2017 - 3:13pm

Bob: That sing says "Middle of" can you make it out on the map hun?

Mary: I don't know, my map says "knowhere"!

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lakyahc January 17, 2017 - 7:43am

were dose an alien get its milk?

from the milky way.

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Mohmamba January 19, 2017 - 2:26pm

lol

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Mohmamba December 29, 2016 - 7:37am

What's a plants favorite drink - ROOT BEER xD lol.

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