U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

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Gamerkid March 31, 2016 - 8:27am
Hah! Good one!
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Mhlearning March 17, 2016 - 6:31am

Haha nice one!!!

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4Bs March 17, 2016 - 2:40pm

THx

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4Bs March 16, 2016 - 2:26pm

Three friends live on the 600 floor of a aparment building, the first friend is going to tell a happy story for 200 floors, the second friend a sad story for 200 floors and the third friend jokes for 200 floors. At 400 floors the second friend says "Here is a sad story, I left the keys in the lobby".

Why was it called the Dark Ages? Cause there were so many Knights! (Knight-night)

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Mhlearning March 17, 2016 - 6:31am

LOL!!!

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Mhlearning March 16, 2016 - 12:25pm

Q: Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda-pressing!!

Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was two tired

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4Bs March 16, 2016 - 8:19pm

That's amazing!! Awesome jokes!

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4Bs March 15, 2016 - 3:19pm

2 year old child "What do you mean my toes aren't piggies?"

Silence is golden, unless your in a house with a toddler, then it's very, very suspicious.

Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught yet.

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Mhlearning March 18, 2016 - 7:11am

The 2nd one is SOOOO true!!! I have a brother whos in his terrible twos and he is just soo loud. If I tell this to my mom she'll laugh so hard :D

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Mohmamba December 29, 2016 - 8:04am

 Mhlearing your spelling is wrong ( whos and twos )

 Correct spelling ( who's and two's)

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4Bs March 14, 2016 - 8:19pm

Me: I'm a ninja!
Friend: No your not.
Me: did you see that?
Friend: no, what?
Me: Exactly!

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Mhlearning March 15, 2016 - 12:54pm

That's a good one!!!

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4Bs March 16, 2016 - 2:04pm

Thanks!

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Mhlearning March 3, 2016 - 11:35am
Q: What has one eye, no nose, no mouth, no ears, no ears, and is everywhere at once? A: the air! (because air has one I ☺)
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4Bs March 16, 2016 - 2:22pm

Awesome!!!

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roxannb March 3, 2016 - 12:33am

Teacher : there are 10 fish 3 die 2 drown 2 swim away . How many are left ?
Me : 10 .

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Someone731731 February 19, 2016 - 4:21pm

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying what I say!!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying what I say!!

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Poodlelovepop1216 February 19, 2016 - 4:21am

Mhlearning how do you get that yellow border around your picture?

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Mhlearning March 3, 2016 - 11:36am
It's because I have a gold explorer badge....
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Mohmamba February 4, 2016 - 2:58pm

What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork chop!

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Neelanjana Arun... March 9, 2016 - 3:49am

Good joke mohmamba

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Mohmamba March 10, 2016 - 3:13pm
Thanks :)
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Mhlearning February 4, 2016 - 7:04pm

Nice one!

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4Bs February 4, 2016 - 12:46pm

There are a owl and a squirrel sitting on a tree branch watching a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can't talk, then the owl eats the squirrel because owls are birds of pray.
(I love anti jokes!)

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Poodlelovepop123 February 2, 2016 - 3:53am
Me: what does the Fox say?! Friend: sound of gun Friend: BOOM!! "Shut up!"
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Fairytail101 February 1, 2016 - 1:20pm
Dog: Bye hamster I'm going on a walk Hamster: *running on wheel* What's it like to go on a walk and actually get somewhere?
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Fairytail101 February 1, 2016 - 1:18pm
Knock Knock Who's there Turnip Turnip who Turnip the heat in here it's freezing
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Fairytail101 February 1, 2016 - 1:17pm
Henry: Baker, do you like your job Baker: Sure do, it's a piece of...cake
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4Bs March 16, 2016 - 5:13pm

Awesome!

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Fairytail101 January 31, 2016 - 6:28pm
there the best
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Fairytail101 January 31, 2016 - 6:28pm
i love your jokes mhlearning
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Mhlearning February 1, 2016 - 11:48am
thanks!!☺
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toybonniethetrueone January 26, 2016 - 8:56am

hi

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Mhlearning January 17, 2016 - 5:10pm

How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
A: cat!

What is the richest kind of air?
A: A millionaire!

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Mohmamba February 4, 2016 - 7:16pm

The second one is really good!

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4Bs February 4, 2016 - 12:34pm

SO funny!!!! I love your jokes!

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Mhlearning February 4, 2016 - 7:17pm

Thanks! I actually got these from my math book....

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Like WOW January 22, 2016 - 4:28am

I get it!

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Mhlearning January 16, 2016 - 7:53am

Q: What do you call a orangutan that ate an orange?
A: An ORANGEatan!

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Mohmamba February 6, 2016 - 1:38pm

Nice!

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braceletgal January 10, 2016 - 2:58pm

Here's something to think about...

If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk?

This joke was also from my book, "Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids," by Rob Elliot. It has a section for Q & A Jokes, Animal Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Tongue Twisters, and Some Things to Think About. It's a really good book!

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LilyGran March 8, 2020 - 6:52pm
It actually would, lol!
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LilyGran March 8, 2020 - 6:50pm
I have that book. Had it for years.
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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:06pm
Nice one!
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Mhlearning February 1, 2016 - 6:26am
You should post a knock knock joke!
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Mhlearning January 14, 2016 - 2:30pm

Haha! I get it! lol

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keistert January 6, 2016 - 11:44am

where is a cows favorite place?

the moooooooooooooovies

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aaraj January 6, 2016 - 4:00am

teacher;draw digram of becteria. student;here it is teacher;the page is blank.where is student;you told bacteria can not seen by necked eye

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Mhlearning January 4, 2016 - 7:41am
what has an eye but doesn't see??
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evenstar13 January 11, 2016 - 8:15am

or a no i-deer

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