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This is one that I heard. It's in broken English.
1.)Na twins?
No, na photocopy!
what is the only room that a ghost can't go in?
the living room *bunup bump*
Mhlearning i do not get any of your jokes but some of them i do understand well u are a pretty funny girl
hey you mhlearinging_ yeah you what does your joke mean????? please write back
sincerly tristen
ps why not thursday . write back to "tristen"
oh you mean the one where it says:
sally's mom had 4 children Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,_________ fill in the blank
Well, it said SALLY'S mom had 4 children Monday, ............___________fill in the blank. if it says "sally's mom" that means sally is "sally's mom's" daughter. so "sally" would go in the blank
Hope that makes sense!
EVERYBODY READ THIS
WHATS 9+10
21
Q) When do chickens lay there eggs?
A)when the roosters go CAW CAW
who's socks do i wear?
George WAshingtons socks habaghahahaha
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7,8,9
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
what 9 + 2 =21
im awesome goood time
odellllll
why did the dinosaur cross the road because chickens were not invented
whats the scariest thing in the world
brown
whats green and flies
super pickle
where does my love go?
in the sewer haha
new neew
Q) where does my dog named named Tran live?
A)in transylvania
When does the sun go down?
when i eat haha very funny!
what is the cheapest meat
what type of cheese is no t yours?
nocho cheese 9(not your cheese) lol im so funny
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side BAMMMMM WHAT!
Why did the fox cross the road?
Because there was a chicken on the other side!
haha!!
that funny!
if you say it with the classic (chicken on the other side) I think it will make a great addition
why didn't the spider go to school?
Because she learned everything on the web.
A man found his son writing on a horse. He asked what are you doing. His son said my teacher told me to write an essay on a elephant
jim:"my teacher says i have to write more clearly."
MUM:"that's a good idea, jim."
jim:"no, it's not. then she will know i can't spell.
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