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some jokes i don't get
Knock knock
whos there?
Bannana
bannana who?
Knock knock
Whos there?
bannana
bannana who?
Knock knock
whos there?
Orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say bannana :)
I have heard of this one before
I like it
It is creative
I saw that in a math book! I made that then I saw it!
knock knock who's there banana banana who banana spilt
What does Tennessee?
Whatever Arkansas
What did the ceiling say to the wall?
Meet you at the corner!!
a:can i go to the bathroom?
b:sing your abc
a:a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z
b:wheres the p?
a:running down my leg!!!
L O L LOL LOL LOL LOL
i have a different one where the teacher asks the girl and she says in my pants
I wrote that before! But Awesome! :-)
that is funy
where do cows go to watch movies???
the mooovie theater!
Q: Why does the vampire like to play baseball?
A: Because he plays with bats!
A:"Knock Knock!"
B:"Who's There?"
A:"Robins Go!"
B:"Robins Go who?"
A:"No!Robins go'tweet', Owls go whoo!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig
A. A flying pig
cool jokes ha ha ha monica
knock knock.
who's there?
who.
who. who ?
is there an owl in there?
Q: What did the peanut say to the walnut?
A: "cashew" later!
What if the green left the grass on the other side?
I would make like a tree and leave.
This is also a line from Honey and the Bee by Owl City. :)
I love Owl City! xD
Awesome! What are some of the songs you like?
I just started checking out Sky Sailing and some Port Blue stuff - which are previous projects he's done. :)
Hi Tressa! :D Remember me? Out of the Owl City songs I have heard (not that many) I like Hello Seattle and Fireflies the best. I dont really like Sky Sailing, and I have never heard of Port Blue. ;)
I do remember you. :)
Ooh! I like both of those! And I like both the original and the remix of Hello Seattle. Owl City (Adam Young) just came out with a new Christmas single, like this week, actually!
I never heard of the new Christmas single! Have you heard it?
Q : why did the man throw the clock out the window
A : Because he wanted to see time fly
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?
A: Because he got ran over by a bus!!!!!
There is silence then I say I like trains then there is silence again.
Q:why did the boy drop his ice cream cone
A: he got hit by a bus
I like trains!!!!!!!
You guys interested in yo mama jokes
I got some but I think they are offensive for some people.
So... you shouldn't do them it moght be funny for some people but offensive for some other people.
Ya.I don't mind them.
Why did the man throw butter out the window?: he wanted to see a butter fly! HAHAHAHAH
What did the man say to the monkey?: BANANAS!
You might already know this one.
A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for three days, and rode home again on Friday. How is this possible?
What is most important subject a witch learns in school?
Answer: Spelling!
Why are soccer players good at math?
Answer: Because they know how to use their heads!
Q: why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone
A: he got run over by a bus
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