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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

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Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

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anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:06pm

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:05pm

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 4:56pm

I thought it was gravity!

Katie12345678 April 21, 2014 - 11:19am

good one

Amish{-: March 24, 2014 - 8:54pm

knock knock
who is there?
boo
boo who?
stop crying.
;)

matthewx April 12, 2014 - 4:35pm

I get it!!!!

Lucia March 16, 2014 - 3:47pm

No.

cassiew March 9, 2014 - 7:09am

These jokes are funny!

Sarenare March 1, 2014 - 12:45pm

Some of the jokes are funny and other are not

matthewx March 10, 2014 - 2:27pm

good one!!!

Waker of the Winds February 24, 2014 - 10:49pm

Here's another joke:
What did the tank say to the other one?

THANKS a lot!

Waker of the Winds February 26, 2014 - 9:20pm

This should've gone differently.

Katie12345678 February 21, 2014 - 12:38pm

what did the math book said to the other math book?
ANSWER:Boy,do I have problems

Tressa February 23, 2014 - 4:06pm

I love that one! I say that all the time when I'm doing math. :P

Olivia-Anna March 7, 2014 - 7:11am

I really hate math homework.

Tressa March 7, 2014 - 9:49am

Me too. Well, it's ok as long as it's fairly easy and I understand it well enough, otherwise, it's a pain.

Olivia-Anna March 7, 2014 - 7:21pm

I usually finish my HW before I get home. LOL ;)

Tressa March 8, 2014 - 7:32am

Do you go to school? I guess I really don't have homework, just whatever schoolwork I have, but I call it homework.

Olivia-Anna March 8, 2014 - 11:27am

I do go to school. Are you home schooled?

Tressa March 9, 2014 - 4:49pm

Yup, I'm homeschooled. What's public (or private) school like?✏

Sindhu March 17, 2014 - 11:17pm

Fun enough, only some teachers, students and homework assignments are annoying.

ciaobella February 21, 2014 - 5:16am

What do you call a murderer who hates breakfast?

A CEREAL Killer!

I apologize if this joke is a little dark. :)

Tressa February 23, 2014 - 4:08pm

Haha, I came up with that one too! I find it funny. And, no, its not really that dark to me, I say that stuff all the time. :)

ciaobella March 2, 2014 - 6:07am

Okay. PHEW! Thanks Tressa!

Tressa March 5, 2014 - 10:24am

No need to thank me. :)

Waker of the Winds February 20, 2014 - 1:26am

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper: It's READ all over.

Tressa February 23, 2014 - 4:09pm

Theres a lot of different versions to that one.
By the way, I LOVE your screen name!!

Waker of the Winds February 24, 2014 - 10:37pm

Thanks a lot.

Tressa March 4, 2014 - 5:48am

You're welcome. :)

colinb3 February 13, 2014 - 3:42am

I guy walks into a bar. The next guy ducks.

Get it? The guy literally walked into a steel bar so the next guy ducked!

Lucia February 21, 2014 - 7:28am

I do not get that.

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:12pm

Its like if a person throws a steel pole and a person gets hit by not looking and walking so when the person throws it again the other person ducks!(Whoo that was a lot of explaning!)

ciaobella March 11, 2014 - 5:42am

I told it to my mom and my friend. They loved it!

Olivia-Anna March 7, 2014 - 7:12am

Well, it's not exactly a joke… but it is lovely!

ciaobella March 2, 2014 - 6:09am

It's beautiful, but not exactly a joke to me.
It's great anyways!

Tressa February 26, 2014 - 5:24am

That, is awesome!
Not much of joke, in my opinion, but it's inspiring.

Sindhu February 21, 2014 - 8:03pm

Good one!

SoulSister February 12, 2014 - 9:08am

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a whole in one! XD

Katie12345678 February 11, 2014 - 11:52am

what did the math book say to the other math book
ANSWER:Do I move or talk

Katie12345678 February 11, 2014 - 11:45am

what did the dog say to the dog.
stop eating cat food

OliviawithDogs February 11, 2014 - 8:48am

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

jacksoccer111 January 30, 2014 - 2:44pm

My mom told me this one...

There was a mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole who lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
Early one morning, the papa mole stuck his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausages."
The mama mole then stuck her head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried and tried to reach his head out of the hole but couldn't because the two bigger moles were in the way.
Becoming frustrated, the baby mole mumbled, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"
(Do I need to explain this? Say "Molasses" slowly)

ciaobella March 2, 2014 - 6:10am

I agree.

Eliana29 February 5, 2014 - 7:48am

HAHHAH lol funny jack.

Tressa February 4, 2014 - 9:23am

Haha! :P That is so funny!! That seems like something my dad would say!!!

jacksoccer111 January 30, 2014 - 2:38pm

haha lol i would've never noticed the P!

Kittycat January 30, 2014 - 12:49pm

Yeah it's great i never would have guessed it.

charlotte1 February 8, 2014 - 11:52am

hahahahahahahahaha

Tressa January 30, 2014 - 3:18pm

Haha! That is so funny! Did you make that up?

Tressa February 4, 2014 - 9:25am

ananyab said that already, just so you know.

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