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knock knock
who's there
thank
thank who
your welcome
are we called fans because celebrities are hot?
YES YES YES yes that is so funny and so true bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas bananas chicken
What do you call a small tater tot?
A tater toddler.
what is a snowman favorite food? a ice burger!
why didn't the sklenton cross the road?he
because he diden't have the guts
why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because he was too chicken!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a long one : D
*ehem*
Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
needs to be less awesome,because it is 20% cooler(see if you can see the refrance)
THAT'S SO AMAZING!!! XD I love the way this has been written. Did you do it yourself? Because it's brilliant. :)
omg lol
I do not get it
this is so big
That was a good one!
LOL.
A man walks into the store and says to the manager
"I bet a bag of chips that I could bite my left eye.
"Sure, no one can do that!"
So the man took out his fake eye, and bit it.
The man said "I bet another bag I could bite my right eye!"
"No one has two glass eyes! It's a deal!"
So the man took out his dentures and bit his right eye.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
what the fried egg say to the side of bacon?
Hello Miss bacon, you are SIZZLIN!!
how can you re-comb your hair?
BY GIVING IT A COMB OVER!!!
one day a moldy apple
went to the doctor. when the doctor asked what was wrong, the apple said it was afraid it was wasting away!
get it?
You:Knock, Knock
Me:Who's there?
You:Lion
Me:Lion who?
You:Are you Lying to me?
Hahahaha Lol
what do you get when you cross a snake with a worm?
A: a sloa constrictor
A rope walks into McDonalds and asks for a big mac the guy at the counter tells him "I don't serve ropes." The rope gos outside and starts crying. A little boy walks by and asks the rope "What's wrong?" "The guy won't let me buy a Big Mac will you please tie me in a knot." The little boy ties him in a knot. Later a little girl sees the rope and asks him if there's anything that she can do for him. he asks if she can fray his edges she does the rope walks in the guy asks if the rope was the rope he just kicked out and the rope say "I'm a "frayed knot""
why did the tomato blush
answer is because it saw a salad dressing
A man wanted to go to the airport . In the way he saw a sign (it said)AIRPORT LEFT.He went back home.Everyone asked him why did he return. He said that the sign said the airport left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: How do you spell shop?
Person 2: S-H-O-P
Person 1: What do you do when the light turns red.
Person 2: Stop
Anybody get it, (It is alright if you don't, because I didn't get it at first.)
its ok
I get it.
M
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
By drinking his coffee before it was cool.
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