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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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marian winslow May 9, 2014 - 3:39pm

What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer: An impasta!

Naia. May 11, 2014 - 1:56pm

Ha!
Good one!

marian winslow May 9, 2014 - 3:37pm

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie in his Pixar collection but one : He's never gonna give you Up. ;)

Waker of the Winds June 11, 2014 - 10:50pm

Haha! That's a nice one!

Naia. May 7, 2014 - 1:43pm

Here's a riddle: What's more powerful than god, More evil than the devil, Rich people want it, Poor people have it, If you eat it you'll die? Answer: Nothing :) Get it?

Naia. May 24, 2014 - 8:00am

Nothing is more powerful than god, Nothing is more than a devil, Rich people want nothing, (they already have everything!) Poor people have nothing, If you eat nothing you'll die. Does everyone get it now?

cana May 14, 2014 - 2:33pm

How is that more powerful then god?

ali_z_405 June 3, 2014 - 9:04am

It's basically saying that nothing is more powerful than God.

Adithya1 May 1, 2014 - 8:57pm

What is a virus's favorite test?

The common cold!

Warisha May 1, 2014 - 2:21pm

Ha, nice one!!

Warisha May 1, 2014 - 2:22pm

haha!!

Warisha May 1, 2014 - 2:21pm

nice 1!

Warisha April 29, 2014 - 2:45pm

Person 1: Are you smart?
Person 2: Yeah!!
Person 1: Then spell it!
Person 2: S-M-A-R-T!
Person 1: Wrong...I said Spell "IT"!!
Get it?? ;)

Naia. May 7, 2014 - 1:38pm

Ha! That's such a great one!!! :)))

PacMan512 April 29, 2014 - 9:58pm

nice!

Warisha April 30, 2014 - 1:59pm

Thanks!

Warisha September 8, 2014 - 2:29pm

haha nice!!

belchboy321 April 26, 2014 - 10:36am

Ha Ha! I had to look at it for about and hour to find out the meaning very funny

Lily Lotus April 25, 2014 - 5:38pm

Here is a joke from a book I like

Cheryl: Would be mad at me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No
Cheryl: Good, because I didn't do my homework

Funny huh?

Sindhu April 25, 2014 - 9:24am

I've heard this joke somewhere-

Q. Why did the photo go to jail?
A. Because it was framed!

Get it?

Warisha April 29, 2014 - 2:46pm

haha!

PacMan512 April 25, 2014 - 2:12pm

nice! yes I get it!

Katie12345678 April 21, 2014 - 11:11am

what cracks up when you say it

ANSWER:SILENCE

PacMan512 April 21, 2014 - 8:07pm

nice one!

PacMan512 April 19, 2014 - 9:10am

why did the pig go into the kitchen? because he wanted to start bacon!

Sindhu April 26, 2014 - 10:59pm

Haha! That's a nice one! :)

adithin April 15, 2014 - 11:48am

A guy wants to put 100 dollars in his bank account. . .

Bank Cashier: Sir this is a fake note. We don't allow them.

Guy: Am I putting it in your account?! Just put it in!

Lily Lotus April 25, 2014 - 5:39pm

Why Fart?

matthewx April 12, 2014 - 4:33pm

yeah I saw it in a magazine to

Warisha April 7, 2014 - 4:15pm

Q: Why do mother kangaroos dislike the rain?
A: Because the kids have to play INSIDE!!!
get it?

ciaobella April 15, 2014 - 3:37pm

Funny!

Warisha April 10, 2014 - 4:51pm

Thanks! :)

Lucia April 8, 2014 - 8:05am

I get it.

Warisha April 8, 2014 - 2:58pm

PacMan512 April 4, 2014 - 9:40pm

what do baseball and pancakes have in common?

Lucia April 7, 2014 - 3:02pm

I don't know, what?

PacMan512 April 8, 2014 - 6:07am

they both have a batter!

emilyb10 April 4, 2014 - 10:35am

Whats your name (your name) whats the color of the sky (blue) Whats the opposite of down (up) Who is your mortal enemy ( the person you hates name) get it say all the answers together!!!!!! hahahahahah

matthewx April 12, 2014 - 4:34pm

good one!!

anishkuma08 April 5, 2014 - 8:47am

I ssooooo get it! Its sooo cool I played it on my friend and he laughed so hard, he started to cry!

Warisha April 4, 2014 - 4:22pm

OMG!! I get it....that's so so so COOL!!!!!!!!

Warisha April 2, 2014 - 6:09pm

I can make you say blue. (you say, no you can't)
What's the color of grass? ( you say green)
What color is the sun? ( you say yellow or orange)
What is the color of dirt?( you say brown)
ha see i told you i can make you say brown! ( you say no...you said the color BLUE)
get it you said the color!!!
;)

PacMan512 April 4, 2014 - 9:40pm

that is a good one but I have heard it before!

ciaobella April 15, 2014 - 5:34pm

Probably because this is a kid site, but maybe I'm wrong.

Warisha April 2, 2014 - 6:10pm

awww....was it painful?

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:39pm

Whats your name?You say your name
[This isn't the same joke as editor ctct]
What is the color of the sky?you say blue
What is the oppsite of down?you say up
[Your name] blue up!
Get it?
Think about it:-)

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:07pm

Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
A: He quacked up!

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:07pm

Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:07pm

Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A: A firequacker!

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:06pm

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

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