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it was a woman's birthday. when she woke up, she told her husband, 'i had a dream you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?" the husband said, I dont know. maybe you will know tonight."
After work, the man came home. he handed his wife a small package. Excited, the woman rips the cover off. It is a book titled, 'the meaning of dreams.'
I didn't make this. But I love this one.
Q: If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?
A: glass
I don't get it.
That's nice!
what is flefly?
what can u not not keep till u give it?
This isn't my joke, I heard it from somewhere-
What happened to the car with wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats and a wooden engine?
Answer- It wooden't run!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Lame, right?
mom: WHY DID U GET 0 IN YOUR EXAM
son: MOM IT`S NOT A ZERO , MY TEACHER RAN OUT OF STARS SO SHE GAVE ME A MOON INSTEAD!
mom: (SIGH....)
why are ghosts good leaders?
what runs but never walks ?
hello Ellie whats up?
call me:)
im going to send you a letter as soon as we get stamps:)
Cana
you are right Eliana
So there was a man who went to a store. in front of the door, there was a sign, "Beware of Dog."
so the man cautiously peeked in and saw an old large dog. The dog looked at him. It just laid there. The man stepped in, and took a few steps. the dog did not move, but wagged its tail a few times. finally, the man rushed to the counter.
"Sir, why is there a beware of dog sign outside? it doesn't seem like a vicious watch dog..."
The store keeper looked at him funny. "I don't want anyone tripping on it."
Sally did not want to go to school. So she picked up the phone and called the school secretary. she said. "I report that Sally Smith will be absent from school today."
the secutary said, "oh, who is calling?"
and sally said, "My mom."
why did the man put two hares on his head ?
a girl : you know my mom`s in the hospital for 6 years
a boy : she must be really ill
the girl : no she`s a doctor
I don't know.
Teacher:If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took away three what would you have?
Pupil:A fight
nice joke
:)
A minute has it, a moment has it, but and hour does not.
What am i?
Why was Susan's dad kicking the computer
Because he was trying to boot it up!
State jokes
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing that Arkansas
Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey
Q: What did Mississip'?
A: Her Minnesota
Q: What did Idaho
A: Her Maryland
Hope you like it1
Q:what is a chickens fav dance?
A:the chicken dance.
cana
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