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what is a child on a cake.
A fish had a peice of cake. (cake was the first thing that came to mind.)
His friend asked him "Can I have a little?"
"No! It's all mine!"
"Well your shellfish!"
"No I'm a fish."
Funny :)
Funny. ;p
cool, i have a similar one.
There were two hats on a rack. One said to the other, 'you stay here, i'll go on ahead."
comment if hard to understand
two skeletons sat down to eat. what did one say to the other before they began devouring the food?
okay, some of you might have heard this but here goes.
someone rode in to a town on a horse. it was Monday. three days later, that same person rode out of the town on Monday. how can this be?
The horses name was Monday.
the horse was named monday
what do you call a turtle and a monkey?
A Turkey
...get it cuz the tur- comes from turtle and the key- comes from monkey. I know it's a really bad joke. Sorry
Guys Guys i got it i got it..what's the diffrence between roast beef and pea spoup?
Well anybody can raost beef but nobody can pea soup haha get it!!??
well, technically you can, but that's kind of gross.
SPACE!
An over inflated EGO,huge as an elephant but holds no weight.
the sky?
Air?
What did the pen say to the pencil with the broken point who was jabbering on and on?
I don't see you point
But... Pencils have no brain meaning they do not have a primary speech cortex and therefor, they can not speak.
Not to be rude, and I get what you mean, but its a joke.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off! :D
Everyone knows that one!
HaHaHa
garbage truck
OLDEST in the book dude
this is a blond joke no offense to any blonds out there, i am one myself.
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. it is 14 miles to the mainland. the brunette and a redhead decide to wait for help, but the blonde decides to swim to the mainland. she swims seven miles, gets tired, and swims back to the island.
comment if you do not get it.
Funny! I got it right away.
the blonde swims seven miles. then she gets tired and swims seven miles back. seven plus seven is fourteen. if she would have kept on going, she would have made it to land. so it was really dumb of her to swim halfway then come back.
What do you call Pea soup if you take the peas out?
oup!
tell me if it doesn't make sense.
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