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Those are good. Really creative.
hahaha, I like those!
funny!
i really like this one!!
why did the moose cross the road?
here's a joke
there was once a man who came from far away, he didn't
know english so he always said "ogabogaboga"
he went to a grape place to sell grapes.
a lady came and asked "how much are these grapes" he said "ogabogaboga" and scared her away
the manager said no, "you say 50 cents, 50 cents"
a man came and asked "him are these fresh?"
and he said "ogabogaboga" and scared him away.
the manager came and said no! you say "fresh fresh fresh very fresh"
another lady came and asked him "should I buy these?"
he said "ogabogaboga" and scared her away.
the manager came and said no! you have to say "if you don't someone else will"
one night a robber came to the store and asked how much money do you have? the man said 50 cents 50 cents
the robber said are you talking fresh talk with me?
the man said fresh fresh fresh very fresh
the robber asked should i kill you?
the man said if you don't someone else will!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. was that funny?
I have a story like that:
There were three Mexicans who didn't know English.
The first one watched a Dora the Explorer on TV. He learned "We did it! We did it!"
The second one watched a commercial about silverware. He learned "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!"
The third one watched a commercial about window air conditioners. He learned "Plug it in! Plug it in!"
One day, the three Mexicans were walking through town. There had just been a murder. A police man came up to them and asked, "Did you kill this man?"
The first Mexican said, "We did it! We did it!"
The police man asked, "What did you use to kill the man?"
The second one said, "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!"
The police man asked them, "Do I need to put you in The electric chair?"
The third one said, "Plug it in! Plug it in!"
woah! i have the same one except the
3 mexican- one chinese
1st show- high pichted long meeeee!
2nd show- boxing insults
police says- who stoled cookies from the cookie jar
hahaha that's funny.
That's funny
That is funny! I like your username too.
I've heard a joke like that.
Story-
So there was this wedding. A boy was told that he was the ring bearer. So as he carried down the lane, he turned every few steps and made a horrible face and roared. Every one laughed at him, and right before reaching the alter, he made the worst face ever and the loudest roar. Everyone laughed so hard. His dad ran to him and scolded, "what are you doing?!" The little boy started to cry. "I was only doing my best! they told me i was a ring bear!"
another time, there was a girl at church. The pastor told the congregation to pray for their needs. Now this girl was the sister of the boy in the story above, and she did not know how to whistle. So she asked God if He could teach her to whistle. And in the middle of the prayer, she let out a long loud and sharp and perfect whistle. Every one looked at her. Her mom said, "Why did you do that?" the little girl replied, "I asked God to teach me how to whistle and he just did!"
Nice
wow,cool story loveandwisdom!..!..!..
I've heard that one.
Nice username!
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did you make that up?!
hey heres a joke:
book never written by. not.yo.cheese! do you like it?
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!!!
cool
knock knock:
hey! writergirl! whats your real name? mine is hannah1
I did that joke a few months ago. My dad thinks it is hilarious for some reason. ;)
ok here goes.
KNOCK KNOCK.
WHOSE THERE?
COWS.
COWS GO WHO?
NO SILLY. COWS GO MOO.
i learned that one from my best friend
supercalifragalisticexpialdidoucious is a long word. how do you spell that word?
Knock,Knock
Who's there
oswaled,
oswaled who?
oswaled my gum
if you don't get it tell me!
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