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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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adella January 15, 2013 - 2:42pm

What is green and has wheels?

writergirl January 13, 2013 - 12:12pm

what's black and white and green all over?
a zebra in a pickle!

it might not be funny to some of you, i just thought it up on a whim.

writergirl January 11, 2013 - 5:43am

but the chicken had to lay the egg first. by the way, it's writergirl. :)

Raptorman2012 January 4, 2013 - 11:43am

Anti joke- What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?!

writergirl December 21, 2012 - 6:16am

this is a trick question:
which came first, the chicken or the egg?

evenstar13 February 13, 2013 - 3:55pm

hey estherk, that is so right- God did create a chicken first, then an egg.

Raptorman2012 February 8, 2013 - 4:46pm

I am Athiest

greensalmon February 5, 2013 - 7:49am

but an egg hatches a chicken

writergirl January 9, 2013 - 5:39am

I once heard an answer that was very scientific. "A circle has no beginning."

Raptorman2012 January 4, 2013 - 11:42am

the bacteria!!!

writergirl January 6, 2013 - 5:44pm

what?????????

Raptorman2012 February 8, 2013 - 4:48pm

The bacteria evolved into an organism, then that evolved into another one and later over millions of years CHICKEN! Yumm!
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Writerstime December 20, 2012 - 9:04pm

Teacher: Count to ten.
Little girl: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,10
Teacher: Why did you not say 9?
Little girl: Because seven ate nine.

tabah January 30, 2013 - 4:23am

Tressa December 20, 2012 - 9:50am

If you hear the joke "whats black and white and red all over?" So far I've heard 3 different answers, a zebra with a sunburn, a skunk with a rash, and a newspaper.

adella December 20, 2012 - 4:27pm

Also a penguin holding it's breath.

jacie December 20, 2012 - 9:45am

Q How do you make a tissue dance

A You put a little boogie into it

RO April 25, 2013 - 1:57pm

hey that's kind of similar when korean people put soy sauce on a live octopus to make it do a little dance.(might become a jig if you add more extra!)

mukundnandini December 18, 2012 - 2:33pm

Q: What is the smartest state in the U.S.A? A: Alabama because it has 4 A's and 3 B's.

mukundnandini December 18, 2012 - 2:27pm

Q: How do you spell penguin backwards? A: p-e-n-g-u-i-n b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.

cana December 14, 2012 - 2:17pm

book never written: nacho cheese, by: not YO. cheese

Tressa December 13, 2012 - 6:17am

What did one crab say to the other grumpy crab?

Tressa December 18, 2012 - 7:02am

Well your being very crabby.

writergirl December 8, 2012 - 6:51am

what happens twice on the morning, twice at noon, twice on the evening, only once at night, but it doesn't happen all day?

Tessa December 14, 2012 - 8:50am

the letter N

kumi December 14, 2012 - 2:19pm

thank u!:)

kumi December 11, 2012 - 3:22pm

idk can u tell me?

writergirl December 11, 2012 - 5:44am

you are partially right. it is the letter n

adella December 9, 2012 - 2:19pm

the letter n.

kumi December 7, 2012 - 3:10pm

i think its funny!:)LOl

writergirl December 11, 2012 - 5:45am

no, this is what the joke of the day was: knock, knock. who's there? Ilene. Ilene who? Ilened over the fence to talk to you.

adella December 12, 2012 - 3:13pm

No, that was a different day.

adella December 8, 2012 - 10:45am

Yeah, you did.

kumi December 7, 2012 - 10:36am

read it carefully:

racecar

devil

evil

now read it backwards!:)

writergirl December 8, 2012 - 6:49am

nice, backward is says

racecar

lived

live

kumi December 10, 2012 - 12:44pm

yep! racecar backwards is racecar live backwards is evil and lived backwards is devil!:)lol kinda cool huh?!:)

kumi December 6, 2012 - 4:19pm

M
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R
R
Y

C
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S
T
M
A
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!!!!!
EVERYONE!!!:)

kumi December 7, 2012 - 3:09pm

and god bless us everyone. so said by tiny Tim!:)lol

writergirl December 6, 2012 - 6:00am

does anyone know the riddle of the Sphinx?
What walks on four legs in the morning,
two legs in the afternoon,
and three legs in the evening?

kumi December 11, 2012 - 3:23pm

idk please tell me!:)

Ridah December 1, 2012 - 7:10pm

M's

FARAHROX December 1, 2012 - 5:34pm

M it's been told

adella December 1, 2012 - 2:41pm

the letter m.

writergirl December 1, 2012 - 6:22am

I've heard this one, the letter M

cupcakequeen November 26, 2012 - 4:50pm

funny! here's one: What washes up tiny waves?
Microwaves!

cana December 18, 2012 - 2:36pm

u want to b friends?

kumi November 15, 2012 - 4:24pm

book never written: how to write a book. by wri T. er

kumi November 16, 2012 - 3:32pm

i think so

marian winslow November 25, 2012 - 1:16pm

Y-IT November 10, 2012 - 7:23am

bananas

it's a inside joke

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