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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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FARAHROX August 1, 2012 - 7:45am

What's the answer writergirl?

FARAHROX July 29, 2012 - 3:35pm

They are step siblings?

writergirl July 30, 2012 - 2:06pm

nope, they have the same mother and father, remember?

adella July 29, 2012 - 3:23pm

They were born in different years

FARAHROX July 30, 2012 - 4:00pm

Ya ur probably right! I wish I thought of that! :(. X(

writergirl July 30, 2012 - 2:06pm

they were born in the same year.

writergirl July 24, 2012 - 3:54pm

A book never written: The French Fry book by Po Tay To

Ayeshaazra August 7, 2012 - 4:06pm

thats a good one !!!

FARAHROX July 25, 2012 - 9:02am

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FARAHROX July 21, 2012 - 11:09am

A Book Never Written: How To Get Away From Annoying People, By: Ann Oying Siba Ling

kumi November 6, 2012 - 1:24pm

that's funny!
i did not get it at first!

greensalmon August 6, 2012 - 9:01am

That's really funny!!

Lucia August 2, 2012 - 5:58am

Sam!

Raptorman2012 July 20, 2012 - 10:09pm

HAHAHAHA!!!! That was funny. It's Sam!

FARAHROX July 21, 2012 - 2:34pm

It was not funny!!!!

Raptorman2012 July 25, 2012 - 11:27pm

It's funny cuz its obvious da!

kumi November 6, 2012 - 1:25pm

that was rude

FARAHROX July 20, 2012 - 5:32am

Sam

Raptorman2012 July 16, 2012 - 10:30pm

Lame obvious Jokes- What did the bear say to the seal-GRRR! and it ate him.

What is green and has wheels- grass i was lying about the wheels.

What is similar between an eagle and a mole- They both live underground except for the eagle.

marian winslow July 27, 2012 - 3:53pm

i like the one about the eagle and the mole! haha

greensalmon July 16, 2012 - 9:40am

A book never written: Gum by Stick E.

kumi November 6, 2012 - 1:23pm

ok that's a good joke

marian winslow July 27, 2012 - 3:53pm

nice one..

Vaishnavi July 4, 2012 - 3:50pm

Jake: What type of guitar always has a cold?
Mason: I really do NOT know? What is it?
Jake: an achoo-stic!

sb2 August 2, 2012 - 5:36am

achoo-stic as in acoustic

Vaishnavi July 4, 2012 - 3:48pm

A book never written: The winning streak by Lou Zurrs

FARAHROX July 20, 2012 - 5:54am

I think I have heard that one on youngzine

marian winslow July 5, 2012 - 11:01am

i like it

Vaishnavi July 4, 2012 - 3:46pm

A lady in a pet store spotted a colorful bird. She turned to an employee and asked how much the bird cost.
"Ten dollars" said the employee"Can you send me the bill soon" said the lady at the shop.
The employee said "Oh, I am sorry, we only sell birds in a whole!"

Vaishnavi July 4, 2012 - 3:42pm

A book never written: Old Cars, by L. Camino

writergirl July 3, 2012 - 5:34am

A book never written: The Doll Book by Barb E. Doll

kumi November 19, 2012 - 11:42am

GOOD ONE
I TOLD THAT ONE TO MY AUNT AND SHE DIDN'T GET IT I HAD TO WRITE IT DOWN FOR HER!:)

adella July 2, 2012 - 12:41pm

A book never written: Sand by Sea Shelly

Doggyrule July 1, 2012 - 9:54am

a book never written : sea by gull

greensalmon July 1, 2012 - 7:55am

What is the thing that nobody can catch.
All answers have to start with "A (your answer)"

greensalmon July 9, 2012 - 4:02pm

yes! you can catch a cold but not a hot!
Good gob!!

marian winslow July 2, 2012 - 3:05pm

air?

greensalmon July 7, 2012 - 5:15am

you can't catch it, but it's not the answer to this question

writergirl June 29, 2012 - 11:38am

I am a mother mammal, and I am the first note you learn to sing.

What am I?

writergirl July 3, 2012 - 5:32am

ish, and maryd, you are both right!

marian winslow July 2, 2012 - 3:05pm

doe

ish July 1, 2012 - 6:51am

doe

adella June 30, 2012 - 1:01pm

A bee and a B?

greensalmon June 29, 2012 - 10:00am

what do you call a junebug in july?

greensalmon July 7, 2012 - 5:16am

a junebug. it doesn't change

writergirl July 6, 2012 - 2:56pm

tell us!

marian winslow June 29, 2012 - 8:00pm

a julybug

greensalmon July 1, 2012 - 7:53am

no
its still a junebug!
its name doesnt change because its july!

ish June 28, 2012 - 5:29am

What is the difference between a fly and a bird. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Get it?

sb2 June 21, 2012 - 12:30pm

A: You wanna hear about the broken pencil?
B: Sure.
A: Never mind. It's pointless.

Get it?

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