U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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FARAHROX's picture
FARAHROX June 2, 2012 - 6:02am
Correct!!!! He sold himself as a servant. No one would bye his clothes cause they wereratty
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greensalmon May 22, 2012 - 5:51am

His clothes?

FARAHROX's picture
FARAHROX May 29, 2012 - 5:08pm

No!!!!!

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sb2 May 9, 2012 - 7:17am

pineapple

adella's picture
adella May 8, 2012 - 4:49pm
Either a horse apple or a pineapple.
sb2's picture
sb2 May 5, 2012 - 2:00am

What is the answer?

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marian winslow May 7, 2012 - 3:49pm

both the force and the object stay put.

sb2's picture
sb2 May 6, 2012 - 4:08am

The unstoppable force bounces back and heads the other direction?

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greensalmon May 4, 2012 - 5:42am

it gets crushed.

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greensalmon June 3, 2012 - 6:16am
you didn't post the whole joke. It's why did cinderella get kicked off the soccer team. answer : she ran away from the ball.
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adella May 3, 2012 - 9:25am

I know this one. I have heard it before. I can't remember the answer.

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adella May 6, 2012 - 7:20am
I really don't get this joke! Whats the catch?
FARAHROX's picture
FARAHROX May 5, 2012 - 6:33am

I still dont get it! :(

adella's picture
adella May 4, 2012 - 5:59am

explain it to me

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adella May 3, 2012 - 9:25am

I don't get it.

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writergirl May 12, 2012 - 9:59am

Ha ha.
Another book never written: The Candy Book by Loli Pop

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adella May 1, 2012 - 7:04am

Sarah and John's dads new years resolution was to eat healthier. the month was february and he was eating cereal for breakfast. He found that if he ate a cup of cereal each day, he could make the box last a month. Near the end of the next month he said to Sarah and John, "Have you guys been eating my cearel? I don't think it is going to last all month." they answered, "We haven't eaten any."

How is this possible?

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adella May 3, 2012 - 3:09pm

three more guesses and then I might say.

sb2's picture
sb2 May 3, 2012 - 1:13pm

Oh I think I know now! It says the end of the NEXT month, but the cereal could only last till the end of the current month.

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adella May 4, 2012 - 6:00am

Sb2 got it right! February has less days than all the other months. And february is when he first started.

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sb2 May 5, 2012 - 1:54am

Yay! I got it right!

adella's picture
adella May 3, 2012 - 9:28am

Think about it. read it carefully. Pay attention to the what?

sb2's picture
sb2 May 2, 2012 - 7:50am
The mom ate it.
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adella May 2, 2012 - 1:47pm

Wrong sb2 and wrong maryd.

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Kiwi_BJ April 30, 2012 - 2:03pm
A kid forgot to brush his teeth, his dad asked "Have you brushed your teeth?" "Yes" "Let me smell your breath.....okay, time for bed" How was that possible?
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Kiwi_BJ May 1, 2012 - 1:57pm

Great job everybody! Nice answers!

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Kiwi_BJ May 1, 2012 - 1:53pm

No.

sb2's picture
sb2 May 1, 2012 - 12:12pm

He had a mint?

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Kiwi_BJ May 1, 2012 - 1:53pm

Yes! sb2 got it!

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greensalmon May 1, 2012 - 7:17am

He had mouth wash?

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Kiwi_BJ May 1, 2012 - 1:54pm

No.

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adella May 1, 2012 - 6:58am

Did the dad ask a different kid?

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Kiwi_BJ May 1, 2012 - 1:54pm

No

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greensalmon April 28, 2012 - 7:58am

A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders a meal, waits for it to come, and when it comes he eats it. Then when he finished his waiter came to take the empty dishes back to the kitchen. Before he leaves the panda grabs a gun, shoots him, and walks away. The police come and ask him why he did that. The panda said "look me up in an encyclopedia and leave me alone." So the police got an encyclopedia and found panda. Underneath it said "eats shoots and leaves."

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sb2 April 28, 2012 - 2:32am

What do you call a cute volcano?

Reply and see if you got the answer.

JENNAH H_C's picture
JENNAH H_C April 30, 2012 - 10:40am

uh.... what is it?

sb2's picture
sb2 May 1, 2012 - 2:51am

Lava-blue!

adella's picture
adella May 1, 2012 - 6:56am

I don't get your joke sb2.

sb2's picture
sb2 May 1, 2012 - 12:11pm

Sorry, spelling mistake - lava-ble

adella's picture
adella May 1, 2012 - 4:21pm

sorry sb2. I still don't get you joke. am I totally missing something?

sb2's picture
sb2 May 2, 2012 - 7:49am
Lava-ble as in lovable. But it's Lava instead of lovable because it's a volcano
adella's picture
adella May 2, 2012 - 1:49pm

O! I feel so stupid now. I should have been able to figure that out.

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greensalmon May 2, 2012 - 11:46am

I get it!

adella's picture
adella April 26, 2012 - 1:27pm
What is the longest word?
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greensalmon April 26, 2012 - 5:57pm

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

adella's picture
adella April 27, 2012 - 10:20am

You are right maryd! there is a mile in the middle.

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adella April 26, 2012 - 1:27pm
Which state will always say hi to you?
adella's picture
adella April 28, 2012 - 10:35am

The answer is...

O-HI-O

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greensalmon April 26, 2012 - 5:58pm

hawaaii?

adella's picture
adella April 27, 2012 - 10:21am

Hawaii is the wrong answer.

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