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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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adella April 26, 2012 - 1:25pm

What animal should you never play a game with? (Reply and let me know.)

JENNAH H_C April 30, 2012 - 10:40am

cheetah

adella April 27, 2012 - 10:21am

you are right jellybean12345678901.

sb2 April 28, 2012 - 2:35am

I get it!

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:25pm

Youngzine, one minute after I answered the latest 2 riddles, it looked like I had it published, was that because someone was right there to publish my answers or not? Usually (I think) it takes half an hour or more.

Deepa Gopal April 26, 2012 - 12:01am

We approve comments every few hours and our system refreshes every hour to show the latest comments. It is possible your timing was just perfect :-)

marian winslow April 27, 2012 - 9:19am

that has happened to me before, it is super cool!

Kiwi_BJ April 26, 2012 - 1:28pm

Ok, thanks Editor.

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:17pm

BreakFAST!

adella April 25, 2012 - 12:54pm

I don't know to abigailh and I don't know to greensalmon. I think I've just about got it figured out though.

greensalmon April 24, 2012 - 4:20pm

I have a riddle! Reply with the answer.

What runs but doesn't walk. Has a mouth but doesn't talk?

JENNAH H_C April 30, 2012 - 10:42am

river

greensalmon April 27, 2012 - 5:51pm

Yes, it is a river. Good job guys!

adella April 27, 2012 - 10:22am

Yes! a river has to be right (right?)

sb2 April 27, 2012 - 3:00am

a river!

greensalmon April 27, 2012 - 5:04am

it doesn't have word water in it. that is all i can say

greensalmon April 26, 2012 - 4:35am

I will tell you when somebody gets the answer. If nobody does in a week I will tell everybody what it is.

greensalmon April 26, 2012 - 9:15am

You are close, Maryd.

adella April 26, 2012 - 1:24pm

How is water close, and is the answer H2O?

greensalmon April 27, 2012 - 5:05am

No. Think of the end part. Has a "mouth" but doesn't talk. Does H20 have a mouth? I hope not. 0_0

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:18pm

Running Shoes?

--doglover-- April 20, 2012 - 5:04pm

What's in the middle of India?

Answer:The letter D
LOL :P

greensalmon April 22, 2012 - 12:42pm

Your voice?

FARAHROX April 22, 2012 - 10:35am

The sound of the wind? That's hard

adella April 21, 2012 - 4:28pm

I don't know. Let me think on it.

adella April 20, 2012 - 2:13pm

I've got it! (This is a trick question right?) The letter R

adella April 20, 2012 - 10:39am

Umm... I don't know. What's the answer?

greensalmon April 20, 2012 - 10:14am

The letter R

greensalmon April 20, 2012 - 10:10am

That's hard... What's the answer?

adella April 19, 2012 - 1:16pm

I don't speed, I just go five over like everybody else.

adella April 16, 2012 - 9:10am

Okay...

My friend was trying to play cards on his new boat. But he couldn't because there was a man sitting on his deck.

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:28pm

Hillarious!

greensalmon April 15, 2012 - 9:40am

( dont give me credit for this this is from the spongebob ready for laughs book. ) 1. Why couldn't Plankton pay for his krabby patty? 1. He was a little short. 2.Which whale is the saddest? 2.The blue whale!

FARAHROX April 11, 2012 - 4:33pm

Love all the jokes

FARAHROX April 11, 2012 - 4:29pm

A guy gets $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. He wants to make more money. He has nothing to sell and no job. He knows what to do. What stand does he make.
Answer me so I see if your right.

( remember, he only has the money)

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:33pm

A donation STAND for himself?

adella April 12, 2012 - 10:49am

a bank...

greensalmon April 11, 2012 - 8:02am

Be alert!!!!!!! We need more lerts.

greensalmon April 26, 2012 - 4:39am

And if you dont know what a lert is, that's why we need more! You don't even know what it is because they were extinct before dinos! WE NEED MORE!

marian winslow April 13, 2012 - 5:39pm

funny!

greensalmon April 11, 2012 - 7:59am

Reply with the answer and ill tell you if its right! How do you make 7 even? ( even number )

--doglover-- April 20, 2012 - 4:56pm

You remove the s from seven!!!

Kiwi_BJ April 15, 2012 - 8:20pm

Take away the S.

adella April 12, 2012 - 2:40pm

you take away the s

greensalmon April 13, 2012 - 7:50am

right!!

greensalmon April 11, 2012 - 7:58am

( this one was already posted i just want the people who didn't see it get to see it :) )

a guy walks into a bar... ouch

adella April 14, 2012 - 8:05am

I dont either

greensalmon April 15, 2012 - 11:59am

OK if you dont get it here's how. Normally a joke starts a guy walks into a bar and does something. This joke is he walks "into" a bar. Like a bar on a playground. Its metal it hurts.

adella April 16, 2012 - 9:09am

Okay...

greensalmon April 17, 2012 - 7:14pm

Well i don't have any other ways of explaining.

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