U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

 

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JENNAH H_C's picture
JENNAH H_C March 12, 2012 - 6:22pm

what is blue and spins?
erit eulb

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JENNAH H_C March 12, 2012 - 6:20pm

a man is about to get robbed by 2 robbers.
the man eventually gives up.
one robber takes the man's wallet.
"you put up such a fight just for a measley 2 dollars!"
"no i was afraid you would take the 300 i hide in my shoe!"

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Kiwi_BJ April 9, 2012 - 7:37pm
The guy getting robbed has to be REALLY stupid.
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Clara Roberts March 11, 2012 - 6:28am

YOU guys have pretty good jokes(:....

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katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:07pm

i agree

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JENNAH H_C March 22, 2012 - 4:09pm
i see..... DIES ;(
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greensalmon May 4, 2012 - 5:45am

i thought you posted it

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JENNAH H_C March 30, 2012 - 1:05pm

accidentally kills someone.
how about now? do you get it?

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Kiwi_BJ April 10, 2012 - 4:27pm
No, I think he got sick of the other guy getting as much as what he was getting so he killed him.
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Kiwi_BJ April 12, 2012 - 12:48pm
twice as much*
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katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:10pm

Uh-oh. I'll go get the funeral ready!!!lol

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marian winslow March 9, 2012 - 9:28am
ha-ha
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sb2 March 6, 2012 - 10:04am
A : Did you hear the story about the skunk? B: Never mind, it stinks! Get it?
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Clara Roberts March 3, 2012 - 4:28pm

There are no stairs..(:..one story house!(:::::

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JENNAH H_C March 30, 2012 - 1:02pm
what if that hole leads to the top of the box, then what?
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greensalmon March 28, 2012 - 8:42am
The horse's name is Friday.
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marian winslow February 27, 2012 - 4:35pm

sunday was the horse.

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Adithya1 February 20, 2012 - 7:39pm

there were 3 men who did not know english.one day they were watching TV. one channel said yes. the next channel said with swords. the third one said forever.

one they they were walking down the road when they saw a dead man.a police nearby asked them did you kill him . since the 3 men did not know english they copied the TV.the first man copied the 1st channel .he said yes.
He asked them how ? the second man copied the 2nd channel.he said with swords.he asked how long would you want to go to jail the third man copied the 3rd channel .he said forever.

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Shizah February 24, 2012 - 9:41am
VERY COOL!
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marian winslow February 23, 2012 - 5:02pm

that is hilarious!!

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Kiwi_BJ February 22, 2012 - 12:07pm

The second joke is hilarious!

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asiainasia February 18, 2012 - 11:31pm

That is funny! :-)

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adella February 17, 2012 - 8:36am

What is the longest word?

Smile! Get it? There is a mile in the middle.

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katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:11pm

Ohhhhhhhhh... i get it!!! good one

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adella February 16, 2012 - 5:52am

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

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marian winslow February 23, 2012 - 5:11pm

good one!

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taytumm February 15, 2012 - 12:43pm
a fun guy
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taytumm February 15, 2012 - 12:42pm
what do you call a fungi on your foot?
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jessical February 12, 2012 - 2:15pm

: D

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katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:09pm

Oh, c'mon!! i think it was a great joke!!!! Give her a break.

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katieb February 10, 2012 - 2:23pm

Im bigger than an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am i?

hold mirror up: dniw eht

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katieb February 10, 2012 - 2:15pm

Tom, Dick and Harry went to eat dinner. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.

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Shizah February 24, 2012 - 9:45am
You should add more funny things to it
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katieb February 10, 2012 - 1:30pm
What is a cats favorite subject? Meow-sic!!! I really love cats- just in case you didnt know!
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checkmate February 21, 2012 - 8:32am
this joke is ages old!!!!! make something original up please
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sb2 February 8, 2012 - 4:01am
Love the jokes!
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sb2 February 8, 2012 - 4:00am
What did the big telephone say to the little telephone? You're too young to be engaged.
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asiainasia February 5, 2012 - 4:25pm
Question: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Answer: "You're to young to smoke!"
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asiainasia February 4, 2012 - 3:18am
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elephant Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! What is the fruitiest lesson? History, because it's full of dates! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
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asiainasia February 4, 2012 - 3:13am
What color is a burp? Burple Why did Tigger look inside the toilet? He was looking for Pooh What's black and white and red all over? A Zebra with a rash
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sb2 January 29, 2012 - 10:16am
Q. How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? .....(think)..... A. open the fridge, and put the giraffe in. Q. How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator? .....(think)..... A. take the giraffe out and put the elephant in. Q. The jungle was having a party. Every animal came to the party, except for one. Who is it? .......(think)..... A. the elephant (he was in the refrigerator)
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sb2 January 27, 2012 - 5:31am

What is a snake's favorite subject?

Hisstory

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asiainasia January 26, 2012 - 2:27am

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, 'That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says, 'There’s no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.'

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sb2 January 25, 2012 - 8:26am

@Hoevev: LOL X3

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sb2 January 25, 2012 - 8:25am

LOL!!! :D

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sb2 January 25, 2012 - 8:24am

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya
Ya Who?
Dot(.)com

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sb2 January 24, 2012 - 12:49pm

What belongs to you that everybody else uses?

Answer: Your name!

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asiainasia January 23, 2012 - 10:52pm

What's a tree's favourite drink?
Root Beer

Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly

How is a yardstick like a king?
The are both rulers

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writer_girl_ January 25, 2012 - 1:20pm
Those are some good ones!
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jessical January 23, 2012 - 5:09pm

There was a family of tomatoes walking!!! The youngest one walked slow so, the tomato dad said,"Walk faster!!!" So then the youngest tomato walked even more slower!!! "Walk faster!!!" Tomato dad said. So now the youngest tomato walks super super slow and the the tomato dad comes over and hits the youngest tomato on the head and said,"KETCHUP!!!"
Get it,catch up and ketchup!!! LOL!!!

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