U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

 

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smalltiger February 18, 2020 - 11:13pm
LOVE IT!
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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:26am

I like the jokes ,you got good comments 

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JTL2004 October 21, 2014 - 4:50pm
GOOD 1
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Nikhil_2 February 5, 2011 - 9:37pm
Mom just got pwned!!!!!
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vu12 March 16, 2011 - 5:35pm
yeah!
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Matthew14 January 3, 2011 - 10:33am
Good one, Arjun.
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vu12 December 1, 2010 - 4:05pm
Ha! That's funny.
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bryliel August 28, 2017 - 7:32am

it is so funny

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Ridah September 4, 2012 - 5:36am
thats soooo funny!
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JENNAH H_C June 11, 2012 - 6:47pm
haha hahahahhaha
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Ian November 22, 2010 - 12:42pm
There was a magician who was performing on a cruise ship. One of the passengers owned a parrot, who kept squawking, "You're a fake, wise guy!" Soon afterwards, the ship sank. The magician managed to grab a board and save himself. He was floating along, when he met the parrot sitting on another board. The parrot said, "All right, wise guy, what did you do with the ship?"
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Matthew14 January 6, 2011 - 11:09am
Ha Ha!!! Good one Ian! Keep the jokes coming!
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Sri November 20, 2010 - 5:29pm

These are the jokes that have come in so far (when this was under Play Zine Games). Add your own to share with everyone!


Dill- Last night, my sister and I had an argument, but it ended when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.

Jill- What did she say?

Dill- she said, Come out from under that bed, you coward!


There was a prisoner and an author.
The author said, "It took me one year to complete a book."
The prisoner said, "Oh...that's nothing! It took me 20 years to complete a sentence."


One day Harold found a bottle. he rubbed it, and out came a genie, who asked him for three wishes.Harold's first wish was to be the richest man on earth. Mounds of gold coins surrounded him. His second wish was to have a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He suddenly had the finest muscles ever seen. His last wish was to be irresistible to girls. Poof! He turned into a Barbie doll.


Q:What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A:Frostbite!


Patient:Doctor,doctor!I keep thinking I'm a snowman!
Doctor:Keep cool then


A police man saw a driver with a tiger in a car, he said what are you doing?! you should take him to the zoo. so the next day the policeman saw the same driver with the tiger in the back seat. the police man said I thought i told you to take the tiger to the zoo. the driver replied I did we enjoyed it now were going to the beach.


what did you eat for breakfast? pea soup. what did you eat for lunch? pea soup. what did you eat for dinner? pea soup. what did you do all night? pea soup.


there was a man who was eating at a restraunt and saw a fly in his soup."Waiter, there is a fly in my soup." he told the waiter.The waiter said "Dont worry sir, that spider on your bread will catch it"


nock nock who's there justin justin who? justintime


There were 2 people. They went into a restaurant and brought a drink and sat down. They then took out the sandwiches they made ate home. The shopkeeper said you are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches. They said OK, and traded sandwiches.

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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:28am

Ok 

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marian winslow September 5, 2012 - 5:03pm
I like: Arjun's 1st and 2nd Sammy02's ccwebber's jakef's ishika54's Armaan's
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smalltiger April 26, 2020 - 7:00am
Yeah!
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Nikhil_2 February 5, 2011 - 9:42pm
I don't get the one from Mridhula.
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Armaan February 6, 2011 - 8:50pm
A shark bites and a snowman is made of frost.
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Deepa Gopal January 13, 2011 - 7:28pm

sribindi1 : If you are talking about the joke from Armaan - since the restaurant owner says you cannot eat your OWN sandwich, they exchange sandwiches and eat each OTHERS!

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Deepa Gopal March 5, 2012 - 4:03pm

Maryd: You are correct and we have deleted the post. If you see any others that are inappropriate, please let us know. We see so many comments every day, and sometimes one or two get away unintended. Thanks for pointing it out.

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