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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

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FARAHROX April 9, 2012 - 4:10pm

Because you choke

Answer For why is an artichoke bad for humans

FARAHROX April 8, 2012 - 8:56am

A guy came to America. He did not know how to speak English.
He heard a guy say one thousand. He heard a women say years. He heard a man say I want to go to jail. He heard the word for.
Then the police stopped him. The guy put the words he heard together and said,"I want to go to jail for one thousand years." and the police took him away.

lol!!

Vishesh April 6, 2012 - 1:48pm

How do you make milkshake? You give it a good scare!

Vishesh April 6, 2012 - 1:47pm

When is a dinosaur's favorite day to eat? Friday!

FARAHROX April 8, 2012 - 8:50am

Don't get it!

Vishesh April 6, 2012 - 1:45pm

Why are cooks cruel? because they whip cream and beat eggs.

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:19pm

Awesome!

JENNAH H_C April 6, 2012 - 9:36am

When do you take a chicken to the restaurant?
Dinner!

adella April 9, 2012 - 5:41pm

I don't get it.

JENNAH H_C April 6, 2012 - 7:28am

Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide

JENNAH H_C April 5, 2012 - 12:20pm

teacher: i see you texting
kid: am not
teacher: then why you looking down and smiling . i see your fingers texting

greensalmon April 13, 2012 - 7:57am

Don't get it.

Kiwi_BJ April 10, 2012 - 4:25pm

I don't get it.

adella April 7, 2012 - 10:34am

I don't get it.

JENNAH H_C April 5, 2012 - 12:15pm

clock

adella April 5, 2012 - 5:24am

A Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JENNAH H_C April 5, 2012 - 12:15pm

home = island

adella April 5, 2012 - 5:27am

His home was on the island.

adella April 4, 2012 - 5:01am

why can't you see a camel in the desert?
Because they are camel-flauged.

adella April 3, 2012 - 12:25pm

Where did you hear that one jim?(He's my brother.)

adella April 2, 2012 - 1:28pm

The neighborhood kids are helping an elderly man with some yard work. They rake the front yard and the back yard. In the back yard there is three piles. In the front there is seven piles. If you put all the piles together how many would you have?

1 big pile!!!

Kiwi_BJ April 25, 2012 - 4:39pm

hahaha ☺

adella March 31, 2012 - 11:29am

What do you do at 2:30 in the afternoon?
Go to the dentist. (tooth hurt-y)

FARAHROX April 8, 2012 - 8:57am

Haha lov it

JENNAH H_C April 2, 2012 - 12:18pm

JENNAH H_C March 30, 2012 - 1:56pm

knock knock
who's there
sarah
sarah who
sarah doctor in the house

JENNAH H_C April 5, 2012 - 12:17pm

there a doctor in the house?
sarah , there a
get it?

JENNAH H_C March 30, 2012 - 1:00pm

these three are from cookie crisp do not give the credit to me
when do you take a cookie to the doctor
when it feels crummy
how are cookies and computers alike
they both have chips
what cookie makes you rich
fortune cookie

Raptorman2012 March 29, 2012 - 2:46am

LOL

Raptorman2012 March 26, 2012 - 10:56pm

Wow LOL

greensalmon April 11, 2012 - 8:06am

i dont even get it 0_0

JENNAH H_C April 5, 2012 - 12:18pm

that joke is old.... BIG TIME!

JENNAH H_C March 22, 2012 - 4:14pm

nice one adella

JENNAH H_C March 22, 2012 - 4:14pm

everyone is posting great jokes keep it up everyone!

JENNAH H_C March 22, 2012 - 4:12pm

nihayets: i really like your joke!

adella March 22, 2012 - 2:01pm

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cookoo.
Cookoo who?
Who are you calling cookoo hoo?!?!

adella March 22, 2012 - 2:00pm

knock knock.
whos there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Ha ha made you sneeze.

marian winslow March 23, 2012 - 4:04pm

i have heard that before!!

sb2 March 23, 2012 - 9:16am

Nice one!

greensalmon April 11, 2012 - 8:07am

thats funny!

Kiwi_BJ April 10, 2012 - 4:28pm

HAHAHA

katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:24pm

this page is awesome!!!!!!!

katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:23pm

There are two men who own a barber shop in town. The town can only afford to keep one in business. Man A walks into the conference room and his hair looks very nice. Man B walks into the conference room and his hair is horrible. Immediately the people of the town know who to keep in business. Who do they keep?

Answer: Man B. There are only two barbers and they cannot cut their own hair.
Therefore, each barber cuts the other ones hair. Barber A cut Barber B's hair bad. Barber B cut barber A's hair good.

JENNAH H_C March 30, 2012 - 12:57pm

HAHAHHAHA

katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:08pm

What is a cats favorite subject

Meow-sic!!! I love cats!!

jessical March 14, 2012 - 5:11pm

Q:How do you get yourself out of a box with just a mirror and a piano?

A:You saw yourself in the mirror so, you take the saw and saw the piano in 2 pieces. 2 halves = 1 whole and whole = hole. So, you get out of the hole and your free!!!

Comment: LOL!!! : }

JENNAH H_C March 30, 2012 - 1:03pm

are you sophie's friend

FARAHROX April 8, 2012 - 9:03am

Jennah are you talking Sophia that you see at the masjid because if you are I am her friend does she have youngzine?

JENNAH H_C March 12, 2012 - 6:29pm

i have a riddle to share with everyone. maybe even a few. the first riddle i would like to share is
1. a man has three hundred dollars but has one bill. how is this possible?
2.there was a dog with a cat riding it with a mouse riding the cat. how?
1. coins
2. blindfolds.

katieb March 14, 2012 - 6:07pm

OOhhhhh! i get it!!! good one...errr 2

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