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i am a green house with red furniture and walls, with little black babies all over inside of me.
What am I?
Kindergartener: Teacher, I have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Say the alphabet first
Kindergartener: but i really have to go!
Teacher: Say the alphabet first.
kind.: a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z
Teacher: What happened to the P?
Kind.: It's running down my leg.
What did the stop light say to the car?
"Don't look! I'm changing!"
which jungle animal should you never play a game with?
a cheetah.
What do you call a fake noodle?
an im-pasta!
Teacher: Emma, could you come to the map and show us where North America is?
Emma pointed to North America.
Teacher: Class, who discovered North America?
Class: Emma did.
knock knock
who's there
personal bubble
personal bubble who
POP
this is a conversation between a teacher and a student:
Teacher: do you remember the word constable?
Student: Yep
Teacher: Then spell it.
Student: I-T.
I don't get it.
the teacher asked if the student remembered a certain word. the student said he did so the teacher asked the student to spell it. the word it is spelled I-T.
That is OLD MAN!!!!!!!
maryd: awesome jokes!!
ha ha ha! i get it! okay now THAT was funny
u posted a riddle that i saw when i looked at ur profile
once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years
the answer's THE LETTER M
funny!!
what did the ruler say to the rock?
what did the rock say to the ruler?
What's as light as a feather, but even the strongest man can't hold for more than a few minutes?
Answer and let me see if u got it right.
air
air?
nice one!
or it could be this:
Knock knock
who's there
Banana
Banana who
Knock knock
who's there
banana
Banana who
knock knock
(sigh) who's there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didn't say banana?
it's:
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
...
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i never said banana again
uhh. y u talkin' 'girlfriends'
it is possible when the horses name is Friday!
the horse's name is Friday.
what is the opposite of a right turn?
when does 9+4 equal 1?
a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "can i have a glass of water, please?" the bartender points a gun at the man the man says "Thank you," and walks out. what happened?
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