U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

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greensalmon November 9, 2012 - 9:39am

When do you give a sword a test?
When it's at its sharpest!

Tinuviel121 November 8, 2012 - 10:44am

So funny!=*)

Kittycat November 7, 2012 - 2:53pm

Here's something related to the Delaware one: India was Hungary so she took out a China dish and ate some Turkey.

checkmate November 19, 2012 - 4:00pm

nice one!

cupcakequeen November 6, 2012 - 3:33pm

you heard it was chili, so you brought a bowl! Get it?

kumi November 6, 2012 - 1:30pm

a book never written: the food book. by pas T. a
if you don't get it then tell me

cupcakequeen November 6, 2012 - 3:32pm

i don't get it.

kumi November 16, 2012 - 3:33pm

i really like ur name!:)

cupcakequeen November 26, 2012 - 4:47pm

thanks! it was really random, because most cupcakes have frosting, and I hate frosting...

kumi November 29, 2012 - 11:56am

oh....
why?

FARAHROX November 18, 2012 - 10:34am

Mine?

If yes, thank you very much! And KUMIROX tooooooo!!!!!!!

kumi November 19, 2012 - 11:37am

i was talking about cupcakequeen,
but your name is really cool too!:)

kumi November 15, 2012 - 4:22pm

the name is PASTA if you look at it closely
pas T. a
now do you get it?
oh that's a cute name!

FARAHROX November 8, 2012 - 4:31pm

It's called FOOD and pas T. A. Is really pasta and pasta is food.

writergirl October 29, 2012 - 6:47pm

a book never written: How to be a Perfectly Awful Sister by Bess T. Sister

kumi November 16, 2012 - 3:34pm

that is really funny!:)
you want to be friends?

writergirl October 31, 2012 - 7:10pm

another book never written: Everything That is Normal-Sized by S. T. Airoids.

kumi November 15, 2012 - 4:20pm

i don't get it?
please translate

FARAHROX October 30, 2012 - 5:05am

A CATalog!!!!

kumi November 6, 2012 - 1:22pm

good answer!

kumi November 17, 2012 - 1:28pm

i meant to put smart E. pants

kumi November 17, 2012 - 1:27pm

you know another way u could write that one is:
book never written by, smart Y. pants.
you could do it ether way.

adella October 23, 2012 - 2:03pm

this one if fairly easy-

Maurice the bull has just swallowed a time bomb that is going to go off in five minutes. Which of the following four words best describes the situation... Awful, Abominable, Dreadful, or shocking?

FARAHROX October 25, 2012 - 3:24pm

Abominable?

adella October 26, 2012 - 6:36am

Yes! A-bomb-in-a-bull!

FARAHROX October 28, 2012 - 5:24am

Yes!!! I knew It!!

writergirl October 24, 2012 - 4:42am

Dreadful

adella October 26, 2012 - 5:31am

No.

cupcakequeen November 26, 2012 - 4:48pm

i know that riddle!

writergirl October 27, 2012 - 7:18am

tell us the answer!!!!!!!!!!!

marian winslow October 23, 2012 - 4:42pm

His wife? Or the butler?

adella October 23, 2012 - 2:01pm

the farmer

writergirl October 23, 2012 - 5:35am

is it the butler? at the beginning, you didn't say he had a butler.

FARAHROX October 23, 2012 - 4:56am

The butler because he was FEEDING the wife's!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL

checkmate November 19, 2012 - 4:04pm

lol your jokes have previously been exhausted!

Tressa November 14, 2012 - 5:53pm

Booberry pie!

writergirl October 13, 2012 - 7:19am

Sarah: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bailey:I don't know, bu I'm dreaming of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

checkmate November 19, 2012 - 4:05pm

did you come up with that because i think its hilarious
!

kumi November 29, 2012 - 11:58am

idk what that means?

kumi November 17, 2012 - 1:24pm

that's funny!:)

marian winslow October 19, 2012 - 12:10pm

Love it.

greensalmon October 20, 2012 - 8:24am

Katy was supposed to say
"because he didn't have the guts"

writergirl September 30, 2012 - 12:36pm

here's a brainteaser:
Mr. Smith was up on a ladder, changing a light bulb in his dining room. his cell phone fell out of his pocket and dropped into Mrs. Smith's tea cup that she had been drinking from. when he pulled it out, it was not wet. how can this be?

writergirl October 5, 2012 - 5:01am

everyone is right! the tea cup was empty!

kumi November 19, 2012 - 11:40am

that's funny, LOL. i didn't get it at first.

FARAHROX October 4, 2012 - 5:49pm

What's answer

marian winslow October 2, 2012 - 4:54pm

mrs. smith drank all the tea.

FARAHROX October 1, 2012 - 3:48pm

She had. Cover on the phone or like Addela she drank It all!

( P.s. I was gonna say she drank it all but I thought u would this I was copying! )

Farah

adella October 1, 2012 - 5:31am

Mrs. Smith had drank all the tea.

nisha September 29, 2012 - 2:01pm

I got a riddle....A boy had15 cents in his pocket. One of them wasn't a dime. What were the 2 coins? Here is a hint: It is a simple answer just open your minds and think wide.

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