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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

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Eliana29 May 10, 2013 - 5:58pm

nice i like your jokes, did you think of them yourself?

evenstar13 May 8, 2013 - 6:12pm

there was a little boy. and there was a man next door. Big man was looking for his cat. boy was digging in the yard. "Hey billy," big man said. "whatcha doin'?" Sob sob. "I'm burrying my gerbil." "oh. Have you seen my cat?" no answer. "That's a pretty big hole for a gerbil, billy." Billy starts to cry. " That's because he's in your dumb cat!

dolphingirl May 10, 2013 - 6:20pm

Thats funny but I feel sorry 4 the boy

dolphingirl May 17, 2013 - 5:23pm

Good one!

dolphingirl May 17, 2013 - 5:24pm

Funny

Eliana29 May 3, 2013 - 3:50pm

Knock knock, who's there? cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo!!

RO May 1, 2013 - 11:29am

here's some knock knock jokes! knock knock who's there boo boo who don't cry it's just a joke! knock knock who's there missed missed who missed at the buss stop!

dolphingirl May 17, 2013 - 5:25pm

Nice

RO April 25, 2013 - 1:54pm

why was 9 scared of 7?

because 7 8 9!
(p.s. comment if you don't understand)

RO April 25, 2013 - 1:48pm

why did the boy climb the ladder when he went to school?

he wanted to go to high school!

evenstar13 May 22, 2013 - 3:48pm

said that

Eliana29 April 27, 2013 - 2:51pm

funny one! thx for sharing

Doggyrule April 20, 2013 - 5:25pm

a dog said this: i did the math. we can't afford a cat.

Deepa Gopal April 22, 2013 - 9:32pm

Hi maryd - It is certainly not allowed in articles or if it is directed towards another child. Since here it is in jest and directed at a fictional character, we did not edit it out.

peekin8 April 11, 2013 - 4:51pm

Pete and repete were in a boat pete fell out who was left?

evenstar13 May 15, 2013 - 5:49pm

love that

Rachel Catherine May 6, 2013 - 4:03pm

I love that one because I am a HUGE Disney fan!! :)

dolphingirl April 7, 2013 - 8:37am

Good one!

adella April 8, 2013 - 4:04pm

Here's another one:

Why was the cook arrested?
Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

Unmani Tewari March 29, 2013 - 3:40am

what is a frog and a stool?

dolphingirl April 7, 2013 - 8:37am

A toadstools?

Unmani Tewari March 27, 2013 - 1:58am

I attract insects with my colour.

dolphingirl April 7, 2013 - 8:38am

A coin...

adella March 26, 2013 - 12:27pm

a coin

writergirl March 26, 2013 - 6:15am

a coin

vedha March 24, 2013 - 7:40am

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? Police open the door it's freezing out here!

Unmani Tewari March 20, 2013 - 4:52am

what is called a man's best friend?

Ojasvi Tewari March 20, 2013 - 9:12am

kutta

Ojasvi Tewari March 20, 2013 - 9:12am

dogyeei

Unmani Tewari March 20, 2013 - 4:42am

what is add+i+tion

Ojasvi Tewari March 20, 2013 - 9:13am

addition

evenstar13 March 16, 2013 - 2:49pm

Here's a joke story There was a boy whose teacher told him to tell him the first six letters of the alphabet. the boy went home. He asked his first sister- 'whats the first letter of the alphabet?' the sister was talking on the phone "Shhh! be quiet i'm talking!" he went to his second sister. 'whats the second letter of the alphabet?' the sister's friend was asking her out to a movie. sister #2 said 'sure, sure.' The boy went to the 1st brother. he was playing video games, and the boy said, 'whats the third letter of the alphabet?" the brother said, 'let's go Batman!" the boy went to the 2nd brother. 'what's the forth letter of the alphabet?'the brother was on the toilet. 'down down in the toilet' he mumbled. the boy went to his grandpa. Grandpa was watching tv- baseball. "whats the fifth letter of the alphabet?' the boy asked. "45 hit hard!" the grandpa said. then the boy went to his mom and asked her for the sixth letter. "Oh my buns are burning!" mom exclaimed. The next day, the boy went to school. "What's the first letter of the alphabet?" the teacher asked. "SHH, BE QUIET I'M TALKING!" the boy yelled. "do you want to go to the principal's (=p) office?" (t=teacher) (b= boy) 'sure sure.' At the p's office, p asked 'what's your name?" "lets go batman!" the boy said. "where do you live?" the p asked. "down down in the toilet." b answered. p was enraged. "how many spankings do you want?" b said, '45 hit hard!" after that, the principal said, 'how do you feel now?" the b answered, "OH MY BUNS ARE BURNING!" (sob, sob)

dolphingirl March 27, 2013 - 2:37pm

That is so funny.... But I feel bad for the boy

evenstar13 April 5, 2013 - 4:22pm

Poor boy... I wonder if he needs to go to his hearing therapist or just doesn't understand language

writergirl March 17, 2013 - 5:14pm

hahahahahaha!!!!!!! ive heard that one before!

cana March 10, 2013 - 7:01pm

why is the calender the most lucky thing?

cana March 15, 2013 - 4:37pm

right but its cuz they have a date every day but same thing.

evenstar13 March 10, 2013 - 3:04pm

why did tiger look in the toilet?
he was looking for pooh!

writergirl March 14, 2013 - 4:35pm

that's kinda gross

evenstar13 March 16, 2013 - 2:35pm

cheeter?

JENNAH H_C March 6, 2013 - 4:12pm

What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug!

What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas!

What do you call a man who needs to pay?
Bill!

What do you call a woman who is holding a tennis racket?
Annette!

What do you call a woman who is covered in soot?
Ashley!

What do you call a man that is now a swordsman?
Perry!

What do you call the fastest man ever?
Dash!

What do you call a girl that flies?
Bea!

What do you call a man who is deaf?
Anything you want cuz he won't hear!
(no offense to anyone who lost a sense)

What do you call a girl wearing a seashell necklace?
Shelley!

dolphingirl April 7, 2013 - 8:43am

Good one!

charlotte1 March 5, 2013 - 4:31pm

A.What kind of food can sue?
B.Why did the lawyer walk out of court in his underpants.
a.Sushi!
b. He lost his law suit!

writergirl March 4, 2013 - 5:45pm

knock, knock
who's there?
knock, knock
knock, knock who?
(pause)
ding-dong

vedha March 3, 2013 - 5:43am

Why did a guy study in an aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!

Ojasvi Tewari March 2, 2013 - 11:29pm

what is a spider plus a man.

charlotte1 March 29, 2013 - 12:20pm

spiderman

charlotte1 March 17, 2013 - 6:24pm

Kind of obvious!

writergirl March 4, 2013 - 5:44pm

spiderman

Ojasvi Tewari March 1, 2013 - 10:20pm

what is a pan plus cake.

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