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Jake does things January 21, 2014 - 12:52pm

That is funnly awesome

Katie12345678 January 16, 2014 - 11:53am

not funny at all guys

Tressa January 16, 2014 - 8:14am

I heard this on American Idol last night: Why did the dog go in water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! I was laughing my head off! And not because the joke itself is funny. :P

Eliana29 January 10, 2014 - 7:16pm

Sorry Everyone!! I didn't mean to put my questions in the joke section.

Tressa January 13, 2014 - 6:36am

That's ok! I just clicked on your profile and saw that they were there so I answered them anyways! ;)

Eliana29 January 10, 2014 - 8:32am

1.Thing you cannot leave the house without? 2.Favorite Flower? 3.Fav clothing stores? 4.Do you make good grades? 5.Fav colors? 6.Do you drink juice? 7.Do you like swimming? 8.Do you eat fries with a fork? 9.Do you want to get married later on in life? 10.Do you get mad easily? 11.Any phobias? 12.Do you bite your nails? 13.Have you ever had a near death experience? 14.Your Name? 15.Fave online website. 16.Do u play any sports? Thanks ~Eliana don't answer the ones u don't want to.

CLAwesome101 September 17, 2014 - 3:31am

1. My clothes
2. Bluebell
3. Forever 21
4. Duh!
5. Green
6. Who doesn't?
7. Duh!
8. No way!
9. Maybe…
10. Kind of.
11. Nope!
12. Sometimes.
13. I think.
14. Claire
15. Youngzine? I think?
16. Of course.

charlotte1 February 8, 2014 - 12:00pm

1.clothes
2.don't have one
3.online stores
4.yes
5.yellow
6.of course
7.yes
8.no
9.not really
10.yes
11.yes
12.yes
13.not sure
14.Charlotte
15.roblox
16.yes

What are your answers

jacksoccer111 January 30, 2014 - 2:35pm

1. My phone
2. Idk
3. Tilly's
4. Yep
5. Green and Blue
6. I would if my mom would buy it for me!!!! ):
7. Yes
8. Umm no
9. Yes
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. N
14. John, but everyone calls me Jack
15. All the sports websites, Nba.com, Nfl.com, etc.
16. SOCCER!!!!

Tressa February 4, 2014 - 9:27am

Why do people call you Jack if your name is John?
I would never leave the house without my phone....If I had one. I really want one.
I like soccer too!!

evenstar13 January 15, 2014 - 1:44pm

1. My writing notebook and a book
2. Lavander
3. I don't know
4 pretty decent
5 shades of blue to green
6 not often
7yes!
8. No
9. Um...
10. Really fast!
11. Not in particular
12. Used to
13. Yes when I was younger
15 gmail, youngzine
16 not really

Sindhu January 10, 2014 - 5:16pm

1. My watch 2. Ixora 3. Uh, maybe Marks and Spencer? I have no idea. 4. Yeah, sort of in the middle. 5. All shades of blue and black. 6. OF COURSE 7. I love swimming! 8. No 9. No 10. Yes 11. Nah, not really 12. No 13. Yes... 14. Sindhu 15. GMail and Youngzine! 16. Swimming and basketball Thanks for the questions!

anishkuma08 March 30, 2014 - 5:29pm

Guys this is a joke secison not UChat so please stop.{Not trying to be rude just saying!:-(}

Eliana29 January 10, 2014 - 7:17pm

Thanks for your answers!! Im glad u answered! :)

Sindhu January 13, 2014 - 2:27am

You're welcome! :)

Tressa January 10, 2014 - 10:43am

1. I usually take my sketch book and some pencils. 2. I don't know, but since I can't answer that question at the moment I'll just say my favorite tree: Burl oak. They're so magnificent with their large twisted branches. 3. I don't exactly go to many clothing stores, so I'll just say Target. 4. I don't know, I don't really get grades since I'm homeschooled. I just correct the ones I get wrong. 5. Purple, then orange, but I don't like the two together. 6. Not really, I cant have any sugar at the moment, and most juices have sugars. So I don't usually unless its homemade. 7. It's nice on a hot summer day, but it's not my favorite. 8. I usually eat them with my hands. :) 9. I'm not sure, maybe. 10. VERY! I think I have anger issues. And I can be very irritable, but never online. 11. I used to freak out when there was any wind, but not so much anymore. Now I'm just not fond of deep water, but if I'm in it with other people its better. I don't really like spiders either, but I see one I don't scream or anything like that. 12. Sometimes if I have a hang nail or if they're really long. (Which they usually are) 13. Once in Chicago when I was backpacking with my family, my aunt, and my cousins. Me my cousin and my aunt were some of the last ones to cross the street and we didn't realize the crossings had a time limit, and we almost got ran over by a bus. Now I don't like to be in the road even when a car is a long ways away. 14. Tressa 15. Youngzine! 16. Soccer, and I used to play softball. Actually my old coach called yesterday to see if I wanted to be on a traveling league, but I'm not sure if I want to or not. I like answering these questions! Thanks!

matthewx January 13, 2014 - 2:37pm

haha

Eliana29 January 8, 2014 - 6:48pm

That's a good one.

Tressa January 10, 2014 - 11:10am

I've heard that before.

Eliana29 January 6, 2014 - 7:39pm

HHAHA lol

evenstar13 December 28, 2013 - 5:22pm

Joe:Hey Larry! I finished this puzzle! it took 18 months!
Larry: you are soooo dumb! no body takes 18 months to finish a puzzle.
Joe: Oh yeah? the box said 3 to 5 years!

Think how weird this is. A three to five year old's puzzle is probably nine pieces only. In other words the 'joe,' was sort of silly. No offences to any Joe's here. My name is also 'Joey'

Eliana29 January 2, 2014 - 7:50am

HHAHHAHHAH lol

cana January 1, 2014 - 7:21am

Lol

Lucia December 31, 2013 - 3:52pm

That's funny.

evenstar13 December 28, 2013 - 5:18pm

there was a computer shop manager. he put a sign, 'think' over the sink. the next day, there was "thoap" over the soap dish

Sindhu January 3, 2014 - 5:00am

Haha, good one!

evenstar13 December 28, 2013 - 5:17pm

Mom:Bob, where did you get that ice cream cone?
Bob: with the dollar you gave me.
m: that was for sundayschool!
b: the minister let me in for free.

Tressa February 4, 2014 - 9:28am

I don't get it.

haydenb2 April 13, 2015 - 5:24pm

Ha ha ha! I get it!

matthewx December 18, 2013 - 2:11pm

LOL!!

Iyana101 December 16, 2013 - 12:07am

Knock Knock! Who's there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut ask, it's a secret

Sindhu December 7, 2013 - 12:19am

My name has five letters. The word is something to eat. Take off the first letter, and you get what the sun gives out. Take off the second letter, and you find something that is necessary for survival. Reverse the remaining letters and you find a delicious drink.
What is the word?

Hint: Five letters only.

Tressa December 16, 2013 - 9:50am

She wasn't talking about HER name, she was talking about the name of the thing.
I thought that at first too, but Sindhu has more than five letters.

Sindhu December 21, 2013 - 1:48am

I guess I should've changed 'my name' to 'this word'...

Sindhu December 13, 2013 - 6:15am

It's WHEAT- remove W and you get HEAT. Remove H and you get EAT- and reverse it to get TEA!

Thor March 16, 2014 - 5:29am

Eat reversed is tae, though, not tea. Just pointing it out. :)

smalltiger February 13, 2020 - 5:25am

Well in that case, turn tai into Chinese and that’s 太 then remove the dot and that’s 大 then remove line and that’s 人.

greensalmon June 16, 2014 - 8:30pm

I was thinking that.

cassiew June 19, 2014 - 9:30am

WOW YOU HAVE GOLD GOLD AND GOLD Badges!!!!!!:)

adithin February 8, 2014 - 5:25pm

Cool!

Tressa January 21, 2014 - 5:40am

Did you make that up yourself? I wouldn't say its a joke, but its a really good riddle.

evenstar13 December 28, 2013 - 5:16pm

sweet!

Sindhu December 31, 2013 - 3:47am

Haha, thanks!

sarchita December 1, 2013 - 4:52pm

Why couldn't the man see all three of his twins

Because he had twins which means two kids

Olivia-Anna November 27, 2013 - 11:00am

Jimmy walks into a building and asks for a job. The manager says, to get this job, a lot of people have to know you. Jimmy says, everybody knows me! The manager doesn't believe him, so he goes to see J.R. Tolkein. Tolkein says, hey Jimmy! How are you? The manager still doesn't believe him, so he takes him to see J.K. Rowling. Rowling says, Hello Jimmy! It's been a while! The manager gives him one final test. He goes to see the president of the United States. The President is giving a speech and invites Jimmy up from the stage. Then, the manager suddenly has a heart attack. Later, he tells Jimmy, I had a heart attack when the person next to me said, Who's that standing next to Jimmy?

adella November 28, 2013 - 7:59am

Thats a good one.

Sindhu November 24, 2013 - 12:09am

what do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Fast food

Why are leopards lousy at Hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted

angelinag2 November 23, 2013 - 3:09pm

What goes up and never comes down?

Your age

angelinag2 November 23, 2013 - 3:07pm

What is a cats favorite color?

Purr-ple

Sindhu December 6, 2013 - 6:06am

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