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hey, sydneym5, I know a similar one. here goes.
Youre in a cement room. No doors, no windows. All you have is a mirror. How do u get out? Answer, you look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw, saw the mirror in half. Two halves make a whole, you jump in the hole, and you're out.
Ahem.
Two guys are in a little bit of shade in the desert. They both have packs on. One guy is ded. His pack is closed. The other guy is alive. His pack is open. What's in the pack? tell me when u give up.
So this girl is outside with her chiwawa and her father comes out and asks her WHAT ARE YOU DOING she says I'm training the dog how to heal and then she lets go of the leash and the chiwawa goes running across the street but the dog doesn't that a car is coming sadly the leash is faster than the chiwawa and the leash makes it but the chiwawa doesn't.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Hey look an owl!
theirs a fence all around you and all you have is a shuffle how do you get out. Note:you cant dig under th fence and the fence is 10 feet tall theres no spot to hold on to so you cant climb.
A: you shuffle dirt and pile it up to the wall until you get to the top then you jump over it,
what travels around the world and sits in a corner?
A: a stamp
OK your stuck in a box its invincible you have a bat and a ball how do you get out?
A: three strikes and your out!
ok hear is a corny joke
baby corn asks mama corn "mama corn were is daddy corn"? mama corn replied "do u remember that popcorn we had last night"? "OH NO" screamed baby corn
I'm on a sea food diet I see food I eat it! :)
I was walking by a fat guy with a beard and said, Look! a Santa wanna-be!
the answer is nothing! the rich man wants nothing and the poor man has nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die!
Ok. everyone remember your completely special just like everyone else! :) (Laughs)
Three guys are on a deserted island they find a genie in a bottle who grants them each one wish the first guy wishes he was home the 2nd guy wishes the same the third guy wishes "I m loney I wish my friends were here"
What do you get when you cross a bear and a bear
You would get a bear dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
what do yo get when you cross a snake and a worm
A swiving creature
Oh how bout this on? kinda long but here goes... *clears throat*
There are three guys named Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest. They get on a plane to hawaii. Somewere around pennsylvania, Dumb asks the captain if he can throw a chair out the window. The captain says yes because he thinks he's joking. Dumb is kicked off. He's walking when he sees a little girl crying. He asks her why. she says,"A chair flew out of the sky and hit me on the head!"
On the plane, somewhere around Kansas, Dumber asks the captain if he can throw a table out the window. Captain thinks he's joking. Dumber is kicked out. He's walking when he sees a little boy crying. He asks why. The boy says,"A table flew out of the sky and hit me on the head!"
On the plane, near Arizona, Dumbest asks the captain if he can throw a bomb out the window. Capatin thinks it's a joke. YOU'D THINK HE'D LEARN! Anyways, Dumbest is kicked out. While he's walking, he sees a little girl and boy laughing. He asks why. They say,
"Daddy fated and the house go BOOM!"
Q: y does tigger stick his head up the toilet
A: ha was looking 4 pooh
Nice MR...(squinting...) JTL2004, worst name ever, but a good joke. (no offense with the name;) #KidsFunny
Haha good one
ha ha
i have 10 chocolate cakes and you ask for one how many do i have left thats right ten
A: if you have Five apples and the person next to you takes 3 then what do you get.
B: in a fight. duh.
Husband: Do you smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: WEll then get cookin'.
Singing in the shower is fun and all untill you get shampoo in your mouth and everything becomes a soap oprah.
Funny ones guys!
I get it
how do you know the sun went to college
because he is more than a million degrees
Why did the fox cross the road?
answer: he crossed the road because its tail was there.
Q: Why did the mummy got to the press conference at school for elementary school parents?
A: Because it was for "mummies" and daddies!
who stays at home, wears a mask, and keeps people from stealing?
answer: a catcher
knock knock , who's there, claws, claws who , claws the door behind us
In a school bus, there are 20 students. But there are 24 heads. How is this possible?
why are carrots god for your eyes?
A:you never see bunnies wearing glasses!
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