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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Pokerface!
(You might need to say it out loud)
knock knock
who's there
Jimmy
Jimmy who
Jimmy the key please
I mustache u a question but ill shave it for later
why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9
what do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your in heaven walking next to Jesus and you see a bunch of clocks. What are all those clocks? You ask Jesus. Those show how many times people have lied. Abraham Lincoln's clock has only ticked once. George Washington's clock has only ticked twice. Where is Obama's clock? You ask Jesus. He replies, God keeps that in his room as a ceiling fan.
You have to say this one out loud to get it,
*Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?*
me:can i go to the bathroom?
her:sing your abc's
me:a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z
her:wheres the p?
me:running down my leg!
why does the squirrel play basketball?
he went nuts
Guy 2:hey guys wanna go to my place?
Guy 1:Um I think I left my stove on.
Guy 3: Yeah me too.
Here is 2 jokes. 1 is related to tmnt(teenage mutant ninja turtles
Joke 1
Tmnt:knock knock!
Shredder:who's there?
Tmnt: knock knock!
Shredder:knock knock who?
Tmnt: knock knock cause your about to get shell shocked!
This joke is related to batman.
Q: What is the style in Gotham city?
Other guy: I don't know.
A: People like to dress up as goths!
There is it joke it goes something like this a person walked into a bar and said "I will have a glass of H2O" and then another person walked in and said "I will have some H2O2" and instetly dies.
Does anyone know what the best way to get 30 H2O2 I have heated some of it at 100C but what if i only want a small amount?
What`s your name? Jones?
What`s betveen your eyes but lower? nose!
What`s in my hands? nothing!
Jones noses nothing! lol
or
knows
what do rich people wear for shoes:
a cashew!!!
Who lived in the sea?
Sponge Bob Squarepants!
I can't hear you!
Sponge Bob Squarepants!
No, I cannot hear you seriously!
Haha haha haha Not funny
A man escapes from jail and says: " I'm free, im free!!!
A girl walks up and says, " so, I'm four.
The man hears his doorbell ring.
He opens it and no ones there. He thinks it's the kids in the neighborhood messing around.
Becker he closes the door he looks down and sees a snail. He hates snails so he picks it up and throws it.
A year later he hears his doorbell wring he answers it and no ones there he looks down and there's a snail.
The snail asks why did you do that?
Time for an old lame JOKES!!!!
Is your refrigerator running
Yes
Then you better catch it!
No...
How about this one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!..... I stink at this.
Knock knock
Who's there
Your face1234!
Your face1234 who?
Can I come in?
It's cold.
Umm...(locks door)
Did you bring an extra tire?
cause you were popped!
why do we have boogers?... to not eat vegstables.
Why did the saying "Who let the cat out of the bag"start? Because the cat had the secret!
Who did Tiger expect to find in the bathroom? Pooh!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
sister:Doctor, my freezer has caught a cold!
Doctor:Thats silly! They are supposed to be cold!
brother: Not when they aren't plugged in!
Mom: I plugged it in this morning!
sister:oops!
!!!!That really wasn't funny!!!!
Q:Why did the sword sallower eat pins and needles?
A:He was on a diet
Sorry for the lame joke
What belongs to you that everybody else uses?
Answer: Your name!
Why did the man throw butter out the window
He wanted to see a butterfly
Ha ha( I'm not good at this)
OH SO FUNNY
FUNNY
knock knock!
whos there?
Chicken pox
chicken pox who'?
chicken pox u!
i give up
why didnt the chicken cross the road?
I already told you, he was a chicken!
Person 1: I bet I can say the alphabet faster than you. Person 2: Oh yeah? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Person 1: the alphabet
knock knock
who's there?
I don't know
I don't know, who?
I don't know either!
??????????????????
My jokes aren't funny!
Q. what did the rug say to the floor?
A. don't move I've got you covered!
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