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Q: Why did the ninja go to the doctor?
A: He had kung-flu.
I got this joke from the book, "Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids." The author is Rob Elliott. It has Q&A jokes, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters. It's really good!
Hate to break it to you,
Facebook, but the entire Internet
is already a Dislike button.
lol get it?
what did the pizza say to the owner of it when he punched it?
u wanna pizza me?!?!?
(get it, u wanna piece of me?!?!)
hey guys this is a long one but uhh here goes!!! *ahem*
So there are two shoes (not two pairs, two shoes). They are twins. One is really nice and one is mean. One day the mean shoe wants to be nice. So when the nice shoe is sleeping, he switches his mean soul out for the nice shoe's nice soul. The other shoes don't know the difference because they are twins!!
Get it? (mean *sole* (not soul, sole)(cuz shoes have soles)) :D
Hi, mhlearning, I really like your jokes and how you use full sentences and proper grammar, etc.
Super funny!!
Great joke, I really like it!
there were 2 hunters and 1 hunter collapsed so the hunter called the police "Help my friend is dead!" the dispatcher said "lets make sure he is dead" then there were a long slience then there were shots "ok now what!" the hunter said
get it he killed his friend
the face when u see that your confused
O_o
Knock Knock
Who is there
Beth
Beth who?
How many Beths do you know?
What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah Who?
Don't you noah? - my sister.
OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definition of a spiderweb:
A thing that you walk into that immediately turns you into a karate master.
What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, then crossed the road again?
A Dirty Double Crosser!!
Get it?
Where did the computer spider go to build his home
The web page
What's read white and black
A newspaper
Where do computers go to dance
The disko floor
What do you get when you mix collie and a flower
A collie flower
Q:why didn't the skeleton go to the movies?
A:because he had noBODY to go with
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