U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!



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hawkeye January 30, 2017 - 3:13pm

Bob: That sing says "Middle of" can you make it out on the map hun?

Mary: I don't know, my map says "knowhere"!

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lakyahc January 17, 2017 - 7:43am

were dose an alien get its milk?

from the milky way.

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Mohmamba January 19, 2017 - 2:26pm


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Mohmamba December 29, 2016 - 7:37am

What's a plants favorite drink - ROOT BEER xD lol.

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Meghan December 28, 2016 - 12:25pm

This isn't really a joke it's just a funny story that happened to me.

I was in the car with my dad when I saw a ''no outlet'' sign, I asked my dad why the sign said no outlet instead of dead end, he replied to me with," because the dead people were complaning that they didn't want the word ''dead'' on any signs, so the goverment changed the signs.''  I was confused the whole ride home.

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joshuarv December 19, 2016 - 6:01pm

Why does super man hate kryptonite? Because it's a SUPERstition where he lives!!        Lollololololololololololo

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joshuarv December 19, 2016 - 5:57pm

What's 9+10?          Twenty one!!!!!!

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Morgan February 28, 2017 - 5:42pm

That doesn't make any sense ?

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lakyahc January 17, 2017 - 7:41am

realy every i mean every body knows that and its not even funny

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Sadie1234 December 17, 2016 - 7:05am

Q. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an IPhone?

A. He couldn't find the droid he was looking for.

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Mohmamba January 9, 2017 - 8:00am

Nice joke Sadie1234.

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Gianna m December 16, 2016 - 10:54am

Q Why was 6 afriad of 7

A Because 7 8(ate) 9


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Morgan December 24, 2016 - 10:41am

Gia everyone knows that joke

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Brady-R December 14, 2016 - 12:18pm

Teacher! Teacher! I need to go pody. 

Well you have to say your ABCs

OK, abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

Where is the P?

Runing down my leg.


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iliketurtles April 15, 2017 - 8:45am

BTW, isn't it potty?

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Mohmamba December 29, 2016 - 12:17pm


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Meghan December 10, 2016 - 6:02am

Amanda: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Amanda: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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nburkett December 1, 2016 - 9:46am

me:whats the difference betwen a fish,a piano,and a tube of glue.                                                                           person:what.                                                                                                                                                                        me:you can tune a piano but you cant tuna-fish!                                                                                                          person:what about the glue.                                                                                                                            me:i knew you'd get stuck on that.(0u0)

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MossLady November 21, 2016 - 7:13am

1: Knock knock

2: Who's there?

1: Interupting Cow

2: Interu....

1: Moooooooo

2: Inter....

1: Mooooooo


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Angelina September 23, 2017 - 9:17pm

I love your joke Moss lady

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probotin November 14, 2016 - 10:22am

what do bees say when there sleeping? bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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orethab November 14, 2016 - 9:22am



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orethab November 14, 2016 - 8:01am



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vvv1320 November 10, 2016 - 10:00am

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Morgan February 28, 2017 - 5:45pm

That doesn't make any sense 

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Mohmamba January 10, 2017 - 11:28am

Q.What do you call a cow in a earthquake?

A. Milkshake!

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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:12am

Well whether if you think or not ,this joke is absolutely amazing, try more ,

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braniyaa November 7, 2016 - 10:01am



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orethab November 7, 2016 - 7:55am




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samsoniab October 31, 2016 - 10:11am



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aishads November 7, 2016 - 9:50am

THIS is a really good joke for halloween ......................................................................ok  here goes    

hey skeleton

o hey jonny ton 

hey skeleton i play the violin

jon i play something even better 

what is it 



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Morgan December 24, 2016 - 10:45am

that's pretty funny but it's not Halloween

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adreaunar November 28, 2016 - 11:44am

i like your joke

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julianar October 31, 2016 - 10:07am

*Nock Nock 

*Who's there


*Boo who

*Oh dont cry it was only a joke

Happy Halloween 


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aishads November 7, 2016 - 8:03am


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Angelina October 2, 2017 - 6:15am

Yes I also think that is funny 

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braniyaa October 31, 2016 - 9:43am


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deziraep October 29, 2016 - 2:05pm


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aishads October 31, 2016 - 9:50am

OK SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS;                                                                                                                                                                                                                    everyboby is laughing right/                                                                                                                                                                                                                     then a bear walks in                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  everybody stares                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               then the bear says                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          WHATS THE BIG PAUSE (PAWS)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

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isabellal October 26, 2016 - 4:04pm

                                        WHY DO CATS MEOW???                                                                                                  BECAUSE THERE MEOW TASTIC             HA HA HA HA HA HA HA                                                              

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Mr.Mime October 17, 2016 - 7:14am

Q: What happenens when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He knocked the stuffing out of him!

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makai08092006 September 29, 2016 - 3:42am

Q:why do fish have bad grades

A:because they are always under c level

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Angelina September 22, 2017 - 8:13pm

Funny you

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Jaden Zhou (Kun... (not verified) September 26, 2016 - 8:00pm

"Don't look at me," the red light said to the green light. "I'm changing."

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Jaden Zhou (Kun... (not verified) September 26, 2016 - 7:59pm

 Q: why did the bicycle stop?

A: it was two tired!!

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Coolkid1 September 24, 2016 - 7:52pm

1. Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because the players dribble all over the court.

2. There is a farm with a doghouse. A rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof. Which way does it roll? Roosters don't lay eggs.

3. Where do ghosts live? In dead ends.

4. Why will leopards never take baths? Because they don' t want to come out spotless

5. Did you hear the joke about the playing cards? Never mind, it's no big deal.

hope you like these jokes if so thumbs up if not thumbs down if you have questions, just ask me.

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Toheeb December 8, 2016 - 3:53pm

i dont get the fifth joke