This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.
Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!
Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.
Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!
why did the sun skip college
Because it had more than a thousant dereges
hahaha get it?
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance.
So, I pushed her over.
did you hear about the kid napping
because he woke up
What do you get when a spider is mixed with a computer?
You get a WEBPAGE
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
It is very cheesy
like my joke!!!!!
people are on this again
If have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What am I?
A secret.
How are my jokes?
Okay, one more joke. What is a lion's favorite car? A cat-illac.
Why did the chicken crow the road? Because it couldn't fly.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I am so cool, what happened to you?
Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the washroom?
The Pee is silent
nice jokes poeple
ha ha these are funny!
Can anybody ever tell an actually good joke! PLEASE!
why do i have four heads ?
because i have fourhead
funny
Nobody ever chats with you anyway.
PEOPLE GO TO U CHAT ITS SO MUCH FUN THERE!
why should golfers take several pairs of pants when they play golf
if they get a hole in one
What do cheerleaders have for breakfast?
Cheer-eal!
Why was Mrs. Giraffe in the bathroom for a year?
She was washing her neck.
Why was the apple embarrassed because he saw the salad dressing
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