U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

 

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Thar the Unicorn's picture
Thar the Unicorn November 15, 2019 - 10:58am
QWhy did the chicken cross the road A because he wanted chick filea
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SophiaJ November 14, 2019 - 3:00pm
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
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AppleAmrit November 6, 2019 - 3:31pm
I am a person who wears a patch on a eye and also has a hook instead of a hand a hand and also I don't have a leg.What am I?I am a pirate that is falling all the time then ripes its patch on his eye and then falls again and becomes blind.
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smalltiger May 7, 2020 - 7:35am
Sorry I didn't get.
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LilyGran November 16, 2019 - 7:26am
Whaaaaaaa?
SophiaJ's picture
SophiaJ March 18, 2020 - 11:41am
What the heck?
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Bookbanana October 29, 2019 - 11:32am
Q. What goes up but never goes down? A. Your age.
LilyGran's picture
LilyGran November 3, 2019 - 12:19pm
Rain too.
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laylaZaMoRa November 23, 2020 - 11:13am
evaporation .-.
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Bookbanana October 29, 2019 - 11:31am
Q. What has a head and tail but no body? A. A coin
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Bookbanana October 29, 2019 - 11:30am
Q. What do you call a pork chop? A. A pig that does karate.
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xman October 24, 2019 - 11:46am
Have I told you guys my robot joke? No good becuase it's to screwy.
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cmessinger@cata... October 18, 2019 - 9:55am
You are having a birthday party and everyone in the world is invited. But one person is still bot invited. Who is it? YOU! You forgot to invite yourself! LIKE MY JOKE IF U DO PLZ SUBSCRIBE TO #DABOSS ON YOUTUBE!
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southrya000 October 17, 2019 - 8:56am
why did every girl lick the sun it was hot
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goldengirl4ever2.0 September 22, 2019 - 4:37pm

why did the sun skip college

 

Because it had more than a thousant dereges

hahaha get it?

 

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paditi814@gmail.com July 11, 2019 - 2:43pm

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance.

So, I pushed her over.

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LilyGran December 14, 2019 - 5:52pm
That is hi-larious!
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TrevorK19 October 24, 2019 - 11:10am
Wow??‍♂️
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pizza pop master333 June 13, 2019 - 6:20pm

did you hear about the kid napping

 

 because he woke up

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Brains June 4, 2019 - 8:01am

What do you get when a spider is mixed with a computer?

You get a WEBPAGE

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Mr.Awesome May 24, 2019 - 7:11am

Did you hear the joke about the pizza?

It is very cheesy

like my joke!!!!!

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pizza pop master333 June 13, 2019 - 6:21pm

hahahahahahahaha??

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Brains June 4, 2019 - 7:58am

You are Awesome!!!!!!

xman's picture
xman May 21, 2019 - 2:19pm

people are on this again  

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LilyGran April 21, 2019 - 5:43pm

If have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What am I?

A secret.

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LilyGran April 21, 2019 - 5:31pm

How are my jokes?

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smalltiger February 20, 2020 - 12:59am
Super!
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LilyGran April 20, 2019 - 7:55am

Okay, one more joke. What is a lion's favorite car? A cat-illac.

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LilyGran April 20, 2019 - 7:50am

Why did the chicken crow the road? Because it couldn't fly.

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LilyGran April 20, 2019 - 7:45am

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am so cool, what happened to you?

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OBEY_AbedXR April 3, 2019 - 4:05pm

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the washroom?

The Pee is silent

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1529498@student... January 29, 2019 - 12:01pm

nice jokes poeple

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Lorelai is awes... November 27, 2018 - 7:53am

ha ha these are funny!

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coreyhambrick November 9, 2018 - 5:12pm

 Can anybody ever tell an actually good joke! PLEASE!

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cmessinger@cata... October 18, 2019 - 9:57am
At least they're better than yours! Lily's was awesome!
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LilyGran April 22, 2019 - 6:23pm

I did, dude.

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waterdragon October 26, 2018 - 6:52am

why do i have four heads ?

because i have fourhead

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Lorelai is awes... November 16, 2018 - 8:24am

I have A forehead

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TrevorK19 October 24, 2019 - 11:13am
I have a five head
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Sheppard1002 October 10, 2018 - 12:16pm

funny

 

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coreyhambrick October 4, 2018 - 7:13am

 Nobody ever chats with you anyway.

 

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Samanvitha September 27, 2018 - 5:26pm

PEOPLE GO TO U CHAT ITS SO MUCH FUN THERE!

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Fahd.G September 27, 2018 - 8:25am

why should golfers take several pairs of pants when they play golf

if they get a hole in one

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LilyGran April 21, 2019 - 5:34pm

Heard that one.

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Updated Kitty September 24, 2018 - 7:36pm

What do cheerleaders have for breakfast?

Cheer-eal!

Why was Mrs. Giraffe in the bathroom for a year? 

She was washing her neck.

 

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xman September 21, 2018 - 10:00am

Why was the apple embarrassed because he saw the salad dressing

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Samanvitha September 27, 2018 - 5:28pm

Classic

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Gamegamer360 September 6, 2018 - 2:13pm
2. How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie into it.

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Mohmamba August 30, 2018 - 7:28am

I was sitting in a park one day thinking, why do frisbies seem bigger as they get closer? Then it hit me! XD

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LilyGran December 13, 2019 - 6:27pm
Lol!!!

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