U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
Sri's picture

This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

Note: Please write it in your own words, rather than copy the text from somewhere.

Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!



Samanvitha's picture
Samanvitha September 27, 2018 - 5:28pm


Gamegamer360's picture
Gamegamer360 September 6, 2018 - 2:13pm
2. How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie into it.

Mohmamba's picture
Mohmamba August 30, 2018 - 7:28am

I was sitting in a park one day thinking, why do frisbies seem bigger as they get closer? Then it hit me! XD

LilyGran's picture
LilyGran December 13, 2019 - 6:27pm
470059421's picture
470059421 May 21, 2018 - 1:19pm

why did the kid bring a ladder to school.. to go to hischool

LunaLovegood78's picture
LunaLovegood78 May 21, 2018 - 1:18pm

Harry Potter:Your White

Sirius Black:No I'm Black

Potter:You're joking

Black:No l'm Sirius

LilyGran's picture
LilyGran April 14, 2019 - 12:01pm

Awesome! I love Harry Potter!

redflare120's picture
redflare120 May 21, 2018 - 12:57pm

why is it impossible to play hide n seek with a pokemon

because they pikachu

Thedevil's picture
Thedevil May 17, 2018 - 5:08am

How do you turn soup into gold?

add 24 carrots?

dhocking's picture
dhocking May 15, 2018 - 8:27am

what did the person who invented knok knok jokes get a nobel prise get it no bell

LilyGran's picture
LilyGran April 20, 2019 - 11:41am


Thedevil's picture
Thedevil April 23, 2018 - 5:50am

In what case does a monkey have a trunk?

when a suitcase just won’t work

LunaLovegood78's picture
LunaLovegood78 May 21, 2018 - 12:54pm


LilyGran's picture
LilyGran April 21, 2019 - 5:45pm

Luv your username!

Thedevil's picture
Thedevil April 23, 2018 - 5:49am

What’s as big as an elephant but weighs less than a feather?

 An elephants shadow

coreyhambrick's picture
coreyhambrick August 16, 2018 - 10:35am

 Very clever!

xman's picture
xman April 3, 2018 - 9:42am

What letters in the alphabet scare a robber away O I C U.

LilyGran's picture
LilyGran April 14, 2019 - 12:05pm

Oh, I see you.

xman's picture
xman March 12, 2018 - 8:51am

you guys should learn sign language it comes in handy. get handy

Cinny's picture
Cinny February 20, 2018 - 2:25am

Q.Why did the kid tiptoe across the medical cabinet

A.Because there were sleeping pills.


Samanvitha's picture
Samanvitha May 20, 2018 - 6:23am

That makes lots of sense 

Thedevil's picture
Thedevil May 16, 2018 - 6:06am

That really doesn’t make sense

dhocking's picture
dhocking March 22, 2018 - 8:02am

that makes no sense

BallerinaBee's picture
BallerinaBee July 1, 2018 - 2:59pm

A sleeping pill is what they give people to make them go to sleep, like when they are going to have a surgery. They are a kind of anesthesia. You keep them in a medical cabinet. The joke uses a pun (sleeping pills, in the joke means pills that are sleeping.) I hope that helped! 


LilyGran's picture
LilyGran February 4, 2020 - 6:31pm
I knew that.
Bookbanana's picture
Bookbanana October 19, 2019 - 5:18pm
Q. why does it take a pirate a long time to learn the abc's A.They are stuck at C,I and R
katie undertale's picture
katie undertale April 19, 2018 - 8:34am



ShinyLopunny's picture
ShinyLopunny February 16, 2018 - 12:40pm

What do you call an iceberg throwing a temper tantrum?

A meltdown!

gcollins's picture
gcollins February 7, 2018 - 11:51am

Why were the elephants kick off the beach?

Because they kept throwing their trunks in the water???

Da boi 1w's picture
Da boi 1w February 5, 2018 - 11:19am

Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

Jocelyn's picture
Jocelyn February 1, 2018 - 9:11am

A pregnant woman goes to sleep and doesn't wake up for another 6 months. When she wakes up, her doctor says, "Congrats! You had a girl and a boy. Don't worry, your brother named them. The girl is named Denise..." The woman says, "Oh, that's not TOO bad. The boy?" The doctor continues, "Denephew."

xman's picture
xman February 1, 2018 - 7:55am

this one is to my best friend Angelina. so a blind man walks into a bar and then a table and then a chair

xman's picture
xman February 1, 2018 - 7:48am

what kind of house weighs the least? a lighthouse

Angelina's picture
Angelina January 29, 2018 - 1:25am

Well here’s a joke for my best friend Xman, if he’s here he can see it .

Why did Julian sit on the ladder to sing ? Because she want to reach the high notes !

xman's picture
xman March 9, 2018 - 8:09am

you haven't been on lately

xman's picture
xman February 1, 2018 - 7:41am

I love it

billyisbobsavagewow's picture
billyisbobsavagewow May 21, 2018 - 1:26pm

your jokes are so funny

gcollins's picture
gcollins January 24, 2018 - 8:34am

two guys walked into a bar you would think the thrid one would duck! HAHAHA


ryry0328's picture
ryry0328 January 11, 2018 - 10:41am

Why did the text book cross the road? 

Because he was history 

ninja girl's picture
ninja girl January 2, 2018 - 12:22pm

how do you get rid of one add a g and its gone

snoopchu's picture
snoopchu December 21, 2017 - 8:43am

 Hey i've got one! what is the season to jump on a trampoline? spring time! ;) ;D :D :D

GARFIELD_MONDAYS December 19, 2017 - 7:35am

knock knock.. who's there? cash. Cash who? No I perfer peanuts


GDJustDash's picture
GDJustDash March 11, 2018 - 7:50pm


CBGRaven's picture
CBGRaven December 6, 2017 - 4:55am

Why did the rooster cross the road



because it was the chicken’s day off



xman's picture
xman November 30, 2017 - 9:04am

What do liars do when they die, lie still

CBGRaven's picture
CBGRaven November 28, 2017 - 9:51pm

What starts with e and ends with e but only has 1 letter


An Envelope

kitty999's picture
kitty999 (not verified) December 11, 2017 - 10:35am


xman's picture
xman November 22, 2017 - 9:31am

knock knock, who's there, zoom, zoom who, zoom did you expect

ZoeB2013's picture
ZoeB2013 October 24, 2017 - 12:14pm

There was a one story house and every thing was pink what do you think the stairs are?

xman's picture
xman November 27, 2017 - 7:05am

I get it now good one