U Joke

Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members
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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

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Belizey21 August 31, 2016 - 7:33pm

A very BAAAD riddle

Where did the man hide his key : IN a cupboard

By the way everyone i was bored#If u think this is not funny like this riddle

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aishads November 7, 2016 - 9:27am

WHAT does that mean what r  u talking about i am so confused with this rddle Belizey 21 i liked it i was kinda bored to dont take this personal   can WE still be friends///////////////////!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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doglover15 August 31, 2016 - 7:32pm

This is a joke:

Egg: You crack me up.

Spoon: Literally?!

Egg: Yes.

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doglover15 August 31, 2016 - 7:29pm

Joke: gaughts you hear about the car that came last in the race?

Answer: The reason was beacause it was tyered and eghausted!!

Get it????

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readerer July 5, 2016 - 4:34pm
This is from the Hobbit, one of my favorites :). Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, every drinking, All in mail never clinking.
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iliketurtles August 27, 2017 - 12:02pm

fish

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aishads October 24, 2016 - 2:35pm

question;what kind of keys do kids eat /                                   answer;COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        

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Mhlearning June 23, 2016 - 10:24am

This is really a riddle, but anyways....
Q: Paul is 6 feet tall, works at a butcher's shop, and has brown hair. What does he weigh?
A: Meat!

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Mohmamba August 21, 2016 - 10:49am

nice one!

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Belizey June 15, 2016 - 7:47pm

why was 8 scared of 7 : because 7 ate nine

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LANCESELLE May 24, 2016 - 6:10am

A couple had a set of twins that they couldn't take care of, so they put them up for adoption. A couple in Egypt adopted one and named him Amal. A couple in Spain adopted the other one and named him Juan. Amal and Juan grew up, and when Juan was 17, he found out his real parents and sent them a letter and a picture. The birth mother said, "It would be nice if we got a letter and picture from Amal." Then the father said, "Nah. Once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."

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4Bs May 15, 2016 - 11:51pm

Dear algebra, stop trying to get me to find your x(ex) she's gone now there is nothing you can do about it.

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Neelanjana Arun... May 6, 2016 - 1:32am
This is a story in Malayalam ( Indian language ) translated into English . Two buddies were in a tent . They were going to sleep . But one didn't feel like sleeping and the other friend says a story ( she likes only moral stories ) . And she starts , once there a lady . She was the most beautiful in town . In that town men were cruel . So, one day that lady came to buy fish. And one man came to attack her . She gave a kick on his stomach and he fell on the stinky basket of fish . That night , the lady was combing her hair . The cruel man came with a knife . He was walking in middle of a road . Suddenly a car hit him and he died . And she stopped . The friend asked ' moral of the story ? '. She answered whenever you walk on road look left and right or you will be hit by a vehicle . The other was shocked to see how foolish she is . I hope you liked it .
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123wh April 27, 2016 - 4:28pm

Q:Why is the math book so sad?
A:It has so many 'problems!'

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Angelina October 3, 2017 - 8:14pm

Good one

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Belizey September 5, 2016 - 7:42pm

ha ha

 

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Unmani Tewari June 15, 2016 - 6:18am

haha

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Neelanjana Arun... May 6, 2016 - 1:17am
Good joke
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123wh April 27, 2016 - 4:27pm

there is one story house its pink every thing is pink including the women that lives in there what color are the stairs...

answer: there aren't any!

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LANCESELLE April 21, 2016 - 6:21am
What's a fish without an eye? A fsh!
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Mhlearning April 18, 2016 - 11:27am

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

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ABrooks November 14, 2016 - 9:53am

well, i have a good joke! the teacher says whoever answers her next question gets to go home, steve throws his backpack out the window. teacher asks "who threw that?" steve says"i did. im going home now, buh bye"

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Neelanjana Arun... May 6, 2016 - 1:18am
That was good
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ABrooks December 1, 2016 - 9:51am

mine????

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Mhlearning May 13, 2016 - 7:48am

Thanks:)

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4Bs April 28, 2016 - 1:44pm

that is so funny

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Mhlearning April 30, 2016 - 3:50pm

xD thanks!!

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Elizandro April 25, 2016 - 10:11am

im saying that to a teacher

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Mhlearning April 26, 2016 - 6:43am

o_0 I suggest not doing that, it's just a joke :) My friend told it to me :)

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Danielle cervan... April 14, 2016 - 1:15pm

soo funny!!!

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LANCESELLE1 April 13, 2016 - 6:25am

What's 2+2

22!!!! LOL :)

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LANCESELLE1 April 11, 2016 - 6:32am

Q: what's 2+2

A:22!!!

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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:18pm
Words a dumb one says: After studying at a university for several years, I finally became a PHD. PHD=Pizza Hut Deliveryman
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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:16pm
Q:You are in a room with a calendar and a bed. You can't get out using any techniques. How do you get food and water? A:You get 'dates' from the calendar AND water from the bed-the waterbed
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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:13pm
Q:What has many holes and can hold water? A:A sponge
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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:11pm
Q:Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A:Of course it can;a house can't even jump.
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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:09pm
Q:Why is the math book so sad? A:It has so many 'problems!'
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Mhlearning April 16, 2016 - 11:42am
lol that's a good one!
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Gamerkid March 31, 2016 - 8:44am
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper!
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Gamerkid March 24, 2016 - 8:48am
Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!
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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:19pm
I don't really get that.
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Lauren T May 1, 2016 - 2:01am

Flies is like the annoying insects, but it can also sound like, "Look that plane flies!" Get it?

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4Bs March 17, 2016 - 2:44pm

Three friends walk into a building, you'd think at least one of them would have seen it!

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srinel478 March 31, 2016 - 7:19pm
seen what?
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4Bs April 13, 2016 - 10:51am

The building

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4Bs March 16, 2016 - 5:18pm

Were does a vampire that likes crossword puzzles live?
In Pencil-vania. (Like the state)

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Gamerkid March 31, 2016 - 8:27am
Hah! Good one!
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Mhlearning March 17, 2016 - 6:31am

Haha nice one!!!

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4Bs March 17, 2016 - 2:40pm

THx

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4Bs March 16, 2016 - 2:26pm

Three friends live on the 600 floor of a aparment building, the first friend is going to tell a happy story for 200 floors, the second friend a sad story for 200 floors and the third friend jokes for 200 floors. At 400 floors the second friend says "Here is a sad story, I left the keys in the lobby".

Why was it called the Dark Ages? Cause there were so many Knights! (Knight-night)

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