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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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aaraj June 29, 2015 - 6:42am

aaraj teacher said:students make the diagram of bacteria student:here is mam teacher:where is the page is blank student: mam you tought us that bacteria can not seen by naked eye

Mhlearning November 27, 2015 - 1:24pm

haha!!

Eliana29 June 28, 2015 - 9:08am

February can't march, but april may, and if you dont beileve me than july.

Rafia frozen August 9, 2015 - 8:54am

smart

eshal123 June 22, 2015 - 8:26am

Mother(to her son): My son, we should fight with our elders than why were you fighting with your elder sister.

Son(to his mother): Mum,then why do you fight with granny daily?

lol... hahahaha

Mhlearning November 27, 2015 - 1:28pm

hehe

zainab waqar June 20, 2015 - 3:56am

Q What dress you cant wear?
A adress!

Aditya08 August 17, 2015 - 7:27am

You spell address just how I spelt it now.

Lauren T June 18, 2015 - 2:34am

How did the bubble gum cross the road?

The chicken stepped on it.

Mom: Sally, did you wash the lettuce as I told you to? This salad tastes awful.

Sally: Yes Mom. With soap too.

sruthi1 August 23, 2015 - 3:10am

that's a nice one

bob123456789101... June 10, 2015 - 9:33pm

Q Why cold the 11 year old not get into the pirate movie

A Cause it was reated RRRR

zacharya2 June 9, 2015 - 7:33am

What state has the smallest soft drinks (Minnesota)

Smilebunny June 6, 2015 - 4:42pm

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs? Still no ideer!

brandonq June 2, 2015 - 8:10am

What do you call a deer with no legs, No ideer(no idea)

hannah11 May 21, 2015 - 10:59am

A boy in class went up to his teacher and said "Can I go to the bathroom" and the teacher says "After you say your ABC's" the boy replies by saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z" the teacher says "Wheres the P?" and he replies by "It's going down my leg!" (Get it) :)

sammym October 22, 2015 - 9:09am

Heard and hilarious

kauffmana21 September 14, 2015 - 9:51am

haha

S9E9r May 16, 2015 - 7:30am

What is a dog called when it doesn't work? A lazy bone!! I came up with that for a show.

Mhlearning May 14, 2015 - 5:32am

sally's mom had 4 children Monday,tuesday,wednesday, . fill in the blank

Dhatchayani August 10, 2015 - 3:18pm

thursday?

Anam javed July 5, 2015 - 1:29am

sally

Mhlearning August 3, 2015 - 1:11pm

you got it! I asked all my friends and they said thursday

kiersten May 11, 2015 - 10:55am

Q: what is one room you can never enter

A: a mushroom

Flash May 15, 2015 - 12:54am

lol

ziongirl May 8, 2015 - 7:08pm

Q:Where do stars take baths?
A: Meteor showers!

BookLover15 May 16, 2015 - 7:44am

:) lol

john12345 May 4, 2015 - 11:46am

why did the chicken kroos the road

to find his family

jonathan12345 April 28, 2015 - 10:19am

hahahahaahhah

BookLover15 April 26, 2015 - 8:07am

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work!

agk27 June 14, 2015 - 1:09pm

haha :D I like this one :)

zero April 24, 2015 - 10:27am

never play cards with a cheeta get it a cheater cheata

jackp4 April 21, 2015 - 9:13am

how come the pirate coudnt get into the movies

because it was rated arrrgh

willt April 21, 2015 - 9:00am

Q:Who are the rulers of fast food and cows
A:Dairy Queen Burger King

haydenb2 April 13, 2015 - 5:20pm

So a mushroom walks into a bar. A man said to the mushroom: hey, you can't be here. The mushroom said to the man: why not? I'm a fungi!

(Get it? fungi, fun guy).

Mhlearning October 7, 2015 - 9:11am

hey! don't insult fungi!

(just kidding):)

Ellie12345 April 12, 2015 - 12:46pm

Q:What do you get when you cross a tuba,a drum,and a spare tire? A:A rubber band. Q:Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed? A:She couldn't control her pupils. Q:How does an Eskimo fix his broken toys? A:With igloo!

ziongirl July 23, 2015 - 1:52pm

haha! These are so funny!

wind in the willows April 10, 2015 - 1:03pm

what is a pirates favorite fruit? a aarrrange

S9E9r May 16, 2015 - 7:31am

good one!

haydenb2 April 9, 2015 - 4:35pm

(If you watch the show Doctor Who then you will get the joke) Knock knock! who's there? doctor. Doctor Who?

4Bs February 4, 2016 - 12:52pm

SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

haydenb2 April 9, 2015 - 4:22pm

Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?

To make time fly!

Ema O.1 April 8, 2015 - 6:47pm

Q) Where do pencils live? A) Pennsylvania!

Ema O.1 April 8, 2015 - 6:44pm

What's a pirate's favorite cookie? Ships Ahoy!

aaronm5 April 7, 2015 - 1:17pm

knock knock who's there owls go owls go who yes owls do go who

assadb April 1, 2015 - 8:58pm

which family did the most washing in the colonal times the washingtons

wind in the willows March 29, 2015 - 3:46pm

why did the farmer bury money in his dirt? to get rich soil!

wind in the willows March 29, 2015 - 3:45pm

why did the rubber chicken cross the road? to stretch its legs!

tuckers3 March 26, 2015 - 7:53am

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the ugly witches house. Knock knock who's there The chicken

AdritaRC March 20, 2015 - 3:03pm

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Moo.....
Moo who?
Interupting cow

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