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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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CLAwesome101 August 6, 2013 - 4:22pm

Do you have holes in your socks?

No, why?

Then how are you supposed to get them on?

CLAwesome101 August 6, 2013 - 4:21pm

A cowboy buys a horse, but pre owned by a priest. To start, he must say Praise to the Lord. To stop, he must say Hallelujah! One day, he was heading straight toward a canyon, but forgot the stopping words. Finally, he remembered. Hallelujah! He cried, as the horse came to a stop right at the canyon edge. Full of thanks, the cowboy yelled, Praise to the Lord!!

evenstar13 August 11, 2013 - 6:59pm

poor cowboy

marian winslow August 8, 2013 - 8:31pm

Hahaha!!

ciaobella August 6, 2013 - 4:19pm

Q: What is a dog's favorite part of a house?

A: The "roof"! :D

Rafah July 31, 2013 - 12:53pm

ha ha ha

sarchita July 31, 2013 - 10:32am

This is more of a riddle then a joke Q: What has four legs first ,then has two legs and then has three legs? A: a human! We have 4 legs first because we crawl We have 2 legs later because we walk and then we have 3 legs when we get old because you use a cane!

sarchita July 24, 2013 - 11:13am

This a joke hope you enjoy it!

So there were 4 boys who were friends.
their names were Nobody, Somebody, Mad, and Brain

One day Brain was in the toilet and Nobody and Somebody were fighting. Mad went to the police officer and said
"Nobody and Somebody were fighting."
The police officer asked" Are you mad!"
Mad replied "Yes I am."
The police officer asked "Where's your brain"?
Mad replied" Brain is in the toilet"

Did you get it!?

evenstar13 September 4, 2013 - 6:14pm

funny!

cana July 29, 2013 - 11:57am

yep i get it. cana

sarchita July 23, 2013 - 10:53am

Q:Why did the boy throw the butter out of the Window?

A:because he wanted to see a butterfly!:)

Eliana29 July 27, 2013 - 7:22pm

hahaha funny did you make that up?

sarchita July 30, 2013 - 9:38am

No my friend in India told me
and I thought I would put it on yougzine

Neha Pant July 17, 2013 - 3:28pm

Q:Why do cows like to dance?

A: They love the moo-sic!

cana July 18, 2013 - 12:28pm

good one you can do it with moose to like this.
Q.why did the moose cross the road?
A.because it heard moosic.
:) cana

kumi July 11, 2013 - 2:59pm

what yawns yet NEVER stops?

Eliana29 July 18, 2013 - 7:05am

I don't know what is it?

kumi July 20, 2013 - 3:34pm

a cave!

ciaobella July 11, 2013 - 2:00pm

A: Don-keys! :D

ciaobella July 11, 2013 - 1:58pm

Q: With what do horses open doors

cana July 5, 2013 - 3:53pm

k answer to my question Q:why did elianas coffee taste like mud? A:becaues it was fresh ground.

Tressa July 2, 2013 - 12:26pm

This is from my brother, its so stupid its funny!

What did the dog say after he crossed the road?

Jake does things September 20, 2013 - 7:13am

Bow ow

adella July 4, 2013 - 10:26am

Ruff, or bark?

Tressa July 5, 2013 - 1:32pm

Yeah, "Ruff Ruff" I guessed "Dog Gone!!" but obviously it wasn't right.

Eliana29 July 3, 2013 - 6:03am

nothing he got ran over.

checkmate July 10, 2013 - 8:36am

That's kind of cruel for a joke

cana July 1, 2013 - 3:31pm

why did elianas coffee taste like mud?

Eliana29 July 2, 2013 - 5:27pm

I don't know.

Lucia June 29, 2013 - 9:04am

What goes up and down but never moves?

Eliana29 July 2, 2013 - 5:28pm

stairs

Lucia July 2, 2013 - 4:03pm

You are right fairythunder.

cana July 1, 2013 - 3:30pm

a tree?

Eliana29 June 28, 2013 - 11:18am

What has four legs but can't walk?

Lucia June 29, 2013 - 8:54am

A table

Eliana29 July 2, 2013 - 5:27pm

yes all three of you are right or it also could have been a chair but..yeah

adella June 29, 2013 - 7:56am

A table.

Eliana29 July 2, 2013 - 5:29pm

Hahaha that's funny!! p.s. my brother plays the mandolin

Lucia June 24, 2013 - 3:00pm

Cricket or grasshopper?

Eliana29 June 23, 2013 - 8:49am

idk

Lucia June 29, 2013 - 3:04pm

Piano keys, with help from Adella.

Eliana29 June 23, 2013 - 8:51am

a penguin rolling down a hill!

Lucia June 18, 2013 - 7:59am

What fly's by but doesn't have wings?

Eliana29 June 20, 2013 - 8:18am

Time

Lucia June 21, 2013 - 2:42pm

Your right Eliana124

Eliana29 June 23, 2013 - 8:50am

yay!!!

writergirl June 13, 2013 - 4:06pm

Some books never written:

The Complete Book About Christmas Decorating by Miss L. Toe

Exclamations! And How To Use Them! by Ida Claire

Human Anatomy by Mr. I. Ball

Sewing With Denim by Imogene Jacket

Mhlearning December 21, 2015 - 5:27am

haha!!!!!!!! lol

marian winslow July 2, 2013 - 6:34pm

Nice ones! Some "books that were never written" are pretty tacky, but I like yours! :)

evenstar13 June 22, 2013 - 12:00pm

those are really cool! did you make them up?

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