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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

Do you know a good joke? Share it with everyone below! Also, feel free to comment on others' jokes!

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Also, do not repeat jokes that have been said before. You can look back at all previous ones. New and different jokes keep it interesting for the readers!

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Kiwi_BJ October 11, 2012 - 12:42pm

Dime and a nickel.

FARAHROX October 4, 2012 - 5:48pm

Whats the answer

marian winslow October 2, 2012 - 4:55pm

one of the coins wasnt a dime, but the other one was! :p

the other other coin was a nickel.

Tressa November 7, 2012 - 11:04am

Smart answer!

FARAHROX September 30, 2012 - 6:02am

Heres a guess.
10 cents= dime
Plus nickel
= 15

Farah

writergirl September 29, 2012 - 1:50pm

what happened to the little boy who tried to sail in a boat?

adella September 29, 2012 - 1:49pm

What did Delaware?
Maybe a New Jersey. I don't know but Alaska.

marian winslow October 10, 2012 - 9:15am

i heard that one before, LOVE IT!! :)

Azadi Somashekar September 28, 2012 - 12:30am

(patient) doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds

(doctor) give me a minute

marian winslow September 29, 2012 - 12:02pm

lol, i LOVE it! :)

marian winslow October 6, 2012 - 11:29am

nice one

adella September 24, 2012 - 3:48pm

When do you go on red and stop on green?

FARAHROX September 25, 2012 - 4:25pm

You get a yellow ticket? That's just a guess!

adella September 26, 2012 - 12:06pm

You are right Maryd.

FARAHROX September 24, 2012 - 2:10pm

Q: When do you walk on water?
A: When it rains!!!

If you like the joke please comment!

Farah

Tessa September 25, 2012 - 12:08pm

Funny!

FARAHROX September 28, 2012 - 5:26pm

Thank u

marian winslow September 13, 2012 - 1:00pm

Argon walked into a restaurant. the manager said: "i''m sorry, we don't serve noble gases here"

marian winslow September 14, 2012 - 10:18am

it was supposed to be: argon walked into a bar, but i didn't know if that was okay.

FARAHROX September 30, 2012 - 6:10am

I don't get it:(
=,,,,,,,,(

adella September 13, 2012 - 5:53am

What is the longest word?

marian winslow September 13, 2012 - 12:59pm

I've heard that one before, but i can't remember the answer....

adella September 7, 2012 - 2:51pm

The two masked men are the catcher and the umpire.

greensalmon September 5, 2012 - 2:53pm

why did the duck cross the road?
reply with your answer! :)
(heres a bonus question! why did the rooster cross the road? good luck!)

Adithya1 September 5, 2012 - 2:04pm

Knock knock
Who is there
Ya
Ya who
.com

Azadi Somashekar September 28, 2012 - 12:08am

cool!

marian winslow September 9, 2012 - 11:39am

NICE!! :)

marian winslow September 5, 2012 - 4:59pm

nice.... :)

adella August 28, 2012 - 1:36pm

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

greensalmon August 29, 2012 - 8:27am

that's funny!!

Adithya1 September 5, 2012 - 2:06pm

I get you
Hahahahahaha

marian winslow August 24, 2012 - 8:49am

haha hehe hoho

marian winslow August 24, 2012 - 8:48am

nice one!

marian winslow August 21, 2012 - 8:42am

haha, nice one!

greensalmon August 30, 2012 - 7:59am

there are lots of joke books, jokes on the internet to.

marian winslow August 21, 2012 - 8:42am

i like it!

marian winslow August 21, 2012 - 8:43am

that's awesome!

marian winslow August 21, 2012 - 8:44am

nice.... :)

FARAHROX August 12, 2012 - 2:38pm

AWSOME JOKES!

Rishob August 8, 2012 - 10:57am

A book never written: How to Read Novels by Paige Turner.

marian winslow August 10, 2012 - 1:51pm

I LOVE IT!!!

greensalmon August 3, 2012 - 8:51am

A book never written : Alligators by Croca Dile

writergirl July 29, 2012 - 6:20am

Sarah and Cassie have the same mother and father. they were born on the same day, in the same hour. however, they are not twins. how is this possible? Note: A lot of you might have heard this one.

writergirl August 2, 2012 - 3:45pm

sb2, you are right! Sarah And Cassie are two in a set of triplets, the other triplet is their brother, Michael.

marian winslow August 7, 2012 - 7:27pm

Nice one!!

adella August 2, 2012 - 12:48pm

One was adopted!!!!!

Raptorman2012 August 15, 2012 - 8:49pm

They have the same mother and father :)

Lucia August 2, 2012 - 6:03am

They are dogs?

sb2 August 2, 2012 - 5:31am

They are triplets!

greensalmon August 1, 2012 - 9:03am

because they are not identical?

what's the answer?

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