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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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writergirl May 29, 2012 - 6:51am

it has nothing to do with the gun. it is a real if-I-shoot-you-your-dead gun. you know what I mean, right?

greensalmon May 28, 2012 - 8:02am

He pointed a water gun at him and shot that?

Kiwi_BJ May 26, 2012 - 2:20pm

Water gun?

writergirl May 28, 2012 - 5:50am

but he only points the gun, he doesn't shoot.

adella May 22, 2012 - 4:45am

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?

writergirl May 23, 2012 - 11:56am

he says, "Look! A herd of elephants!"
heard it before.

adella May 24, 2012 - 5:45am

You are right.

adella May 21, 2012 - 5:24am

This one is easy to figure out.

I have 3 cookies. I ate one at 7:00, one at 8:00, and one at 9:00. How long did it take me to eat the cookies?

adella May 29, 2012 - 7:10am

I am so sorry. I meant to put 2 hours. I mis-typed.

writergirl May 29, 2012 - 6:52pm

oh, i get it. you started eating them at 7 and finished them at 9. 2 hours passed.

adella May 27, 2012 - 7:17am

Okay. The answer is three hours. I can't believe nobody got that.

FARAHROX May 28, 2012 - 8:15am

I got it !!!! I said 3 hours

writergirl May 28, 2012 - 5:52am

FARAHROX got it!!!!

adella May 25, 2012 - 1:15pm

Oh my goodness! It is sooooooooo simple! It isn't hard AT ALL! all the answers so far have been wrong. If nobody gets it right by tomorrow, I will say.

greensalmon May 25, 2012 - 6:52am

3 minutes?

Kiwi_BJ May 24, 2012 - 7:58pm

3 minutes? 7:00 lasts for 1 minute, 8 = 1 min and 9:00 = 1, 1 x 3 = 3 minutes?

adella May 24, 2012 - 5:47am

You are all wrong. You are thinking too hard on it. It is just a simple logic question. Just read it and it will click in your brain. You don't even have to read it slow.

greensalmon May 23, 2012 - 4:56pm

what is the answer

Kiwi_BJ May 23, 2012 - 4:40pm

Oops, I read it wrong. I thought it said, "How long did it take me to eat the REST of the cookies?".

Kiwi_BJ May 23, 2012 - 4:38pm

No time at all because you only have three cookies, and you ate them all!

writergirl May 23, 2012 - 3:28pm

3 minutes

FARAHROX May 21, 2012 - 4:42pm

3hours

adella May 22, 2012 - 4:43am

Wrong

JENNAH H_C May 25, 2012 - 9:52am

3 mins.

adella May 21, 2012 - 5:22am

guy 1: I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

guy2: Really? What was the name of his other leg?

writergirl May 17, 2012 - 2:29pm

One night, a man, and a woman got on a boat. at the dock, three people got off. how can this be?

Note: there was nobody else on the boat when they got on.

Kiwi_BJ May 20, 2012 - 6:24pm

Just so you know, this joke has already been posted on UJoke. Pretty funny though!

JENNAH H_C May 19, 2012 - 9:35am

u gave it away by putting a comma after 'man'.

JENNAH H_C May 19, 2012 - 9:08am

1 KNIGHT, a man, and a woman.

writergirl May 20, 2012 - 6:35pm

that is correct!

adella May 18, 2012 - 10:10am

One KNIGHT a man and a woman.

writergirl May 18, 2012 - 8:41am

here's a hint: change the spelling of one of the words

greensalmon May 19, 2012 - 6:58am

one KNIGHT

greensalmon May 22, 2012 - 5:50am

until it ends...

JENNAH H_C May 25, 2012 - 9:55am

honestly, that made absolutely no sense at all

FARAHROX May 13, 2012 - 12:39pm

I lov these jokes

greensalmon June 4, 2012 - 7:50am

It's not all that funny. I get it, it just isn't as funny as other things i've seen here.

JENNAH H_C May 19, 2012 - 9:10am

not that funny. i get it

greensalmon June 4, 2012 - 7:45am

Dude, she's not talking about Maryd. She just doesn't like the joke. Lighten up dude.

writergirl May 13, 2012 - 11:31am

nice one

adella May 13, 2012 - 6:23am

haha

writergirl May 12, 2012 - 10:16am

I've got one:
there is a green glass door. only certain things can go through. here are some examples:

Puppies can go through, but dogs can't
Balls can go through, but toys can't
Pennies can go through, but money can't

Hint: look at the spelling of the words

Kiwi_BJ May 14, 2012 - 12:08pm

Puppies has pp, balls have ll and pennies have nn, and is that because green glass is gg so that means that only things with repetitive letters can go through?

writergirl May 15, 2012 - 12:26pm

yes, words with double letters can go through. it's called a green glass door because green has ee, glass has ss, and door has oo.

Kiwi_BJ May 16, 2012 - 7:24pm

Oh! Good one!

writergirl May 12, 2012 - 9:55am

Gator-ade!

adella May 10, 2012 - 12:51pm

You are a fungi. Heard it before.

greensalmon May 22, 2012 - 5:53am

What plant always gets run over by cars?

Answer : Road-adendrens!
Get it? Like a Rhododendron.

FARAHROX May 21, 2012 - 4:55pm

If a guy has no things to make a sale, what does he sell?And he gets money for it.

Hint: he only has himself and his clothes!

Answer to see if you got it right. The first to get it
I wil day thier name. Only the first 2

greensalmon June 3, 2012 - 6:17am

He sells himself.

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