This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.
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what do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't show up?
Someday my prints will come.
What part of the car is laziest?
The wheels because they are always tired.
Why was the lost Dalmatian easily found?
Because he's always spotted.
What is the richest kind of air?
Billionaire
Who is the only superhero who uses public transportation?
Bus Lightyear
What is a spider doing on a baseball team?
CATCHING FLIES
which is faster:
hot or cold?
guy 1. Are nuts good for you?
guy 2.Yeah I think so
guy1. Then I better keep hanging out with you.
How come skeletons don't fight with each other?
Because they don't have the guts too!
Where do the polar bears vote?
The North Poll
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
Because he wanted cold hard cash.
Man 1: Your kid just looks like you.
Man 2: Shhh, not so loud. That's the next door lady's kid.
Teacher: How many letters are there totally in "A.B.C?
Student: 3
Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just "A.B.C"
Student: 52
Teacher: What?! How?
Student: Because lower case is 26 and Upper case is 26.
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?"
Student: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss"
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get a headache.
Woman 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Women 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Women 1: The time is three past ten.
A dad writes this on his daughter's Facebook wall:
Hi Sweetie. How are you? All is great here. We miss you a lot. Please TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOW!!
what do you call an elephant who likes to travel?
A Packy-derm!
What happens when you put an elephant in a refrigerater?
Why was the cook arrested?
Because it was whipping the cream and beating the eggs.
A book never written: Salad Idea's, by Headda Ledduce.
A book never written: Meat Book, by Barbie Que.
A book never written : Plants By Gar Den
A book never written : Music By Rock Star
A book never written : Candy By Lolli Pop
hey, that's my joke!!!!
oh, sorry!
an EAR of corn. more of a 4th grade joke
in a cornfield, the ears of corn are all on the stalks. get it? EARS of corn!
There are too many ears listening. Like ears of corn.
eww!
that's gross!
Whats black, white, and red all over?
A newspaper because it is "read" all over.
then it's a newspaper
a penguin with a sunburn
either a blushing zebra or a blushing skunk.
What do you do if a dinosaur is charging at you?
Take away his credit cards.
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